Suits at work, khaki or dress pants on fridays. Two years ago I hired this kid in his mid 20s. Although no one ever complained he always had this noticable bulge in his pants. So one day I call him into the office with my HR girl there as witness to discuss the inappropriate nature of walking around the office hard... he came in and smiled at HR, she started at his bulge, I began to talk and he was looking still at HR, who was still staring at his bulge... but now it was bigger... and still growing...I excused him without saying anything.
Now it's 2 years later and he's fucked close to 3/4 of the women at work, and probably close to half the guys