Work bulges

I've been working straight freelance this summer and I can tell you that as "business casual" pants have gotten tighter there's been a major increase in the number of noticeable bulges. There's also an epidemic of guys going commando in 'sweatsuit grey' pants and shorts.

What's REALLY interesting to me is that this is not limited to younger guys. I've seen plenty of retirement age guys rocking this look as well. The only commonality seems to be having a fairly flat stomach.
 
I used to work with a guy who would bulge like crazy all the time. After I first noticed it, every time I was around him my gaze would drift down to his crotch. There were times when I’d be on my knees doing some work and he’d be standing next to me, his bulge so very close to my face. He’d just talk to me, totally unaware of how bad I wanted to just reach up and grab his package through his pants.