Worst sex advice?!
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That all women want it slow and gentle with lots of foreplay, oh and lights off missionary only.
Turns out my wife at times likes to straight up fuck on the flip of a coin, bend her over and go for it. Or at times grab me for a bj when I'm pissing!
Then there's the Liberator shapes and Velcro tie downs we got a few years back!
Turns out my wife at times likes to straight up fuck on the flip of a coin, bend her over and go for it. Or at times grab me for a bj when I'm pissing!
Then there's the Liberator shapes and Velcro tie downs we got a few years back!
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My best friend in high school told me how much his GF liked it when he inserted a finger along side his cock into her / I decided to try it with my girlfriend and the attempt was met with a painful scream and a "wtf are you trying to do rip me in half?"
not really advice.......I had to take a college course on sex. I don't remember the exact name but I had to have so many credits and this class was in a category I was short in. anyway, a friend and I took the class. we both had gfs . one day, after spending the previous nite with our respective gfs, the instructor basically said that a "guy could only do it once a nite" we both looked at each other, laughed and shook our heads. he wrote the number "6" on his notebook and I wrote "5", meaning the number of times each had fucked their gf from the previous evening/nite. the instructor saw us writing and glancing at each other. came over and looked to see what we had jotted down. he looked at both of us, didn't say a word, kept on lecturing. after class and outside, I was surprised by the number of gals that were saying, "that's wrong. my husband/ bf's good for X times a nite, thank goodness." the instructor take on sex was that it was for pro-creation. sex was not for enjoyment.
It wasn't bad "advice", so much as bogus cultural stereotypes that I picked up in my early teens. Then I got married, and started to actually have sex . . .
"Sex is usually done with the guy on top in missionary position." We tried a variety of positions the first few times we did it, and before long most sessions involved a sequence of positions. And . . . within a few weeks she was spending at least as much time on top of me as I was on top of her.
"Sex is done at night." After a month or two we realized that our relational lovemaking was more likely to happen first thing in the morning rather than at night. We still did it at bedtime more often than not, but it was more likely to be a rather quick romp rather than extended affection.
"It's not easy to bring a woman to orgasm, and a guy who can do it has to be pretty good at sex." Unlike the female animals, women CAN have orgasms! I don't have a statistically valid sample to draw from but it almost seems like SOME women are out to make up for all the mares, heifers, sows, etc, who never experienced a good mattress-thrashing, scream-into-the-pillow climax. It ain't fair that through all our married years SHE must average two orgasms for each of mine.
"Sex is usually done with the guy on top in missionary position." We tried a variety of positions the first few times we did it, and before long most sessions involved a sequence of positions. And . . . within a few weeks she was spending at least as much time on top of me as I was on top of her.
"Sex is done at night." After a month or two we realized that our relational lovemaking was more likely to happen first thing in the morning rather than at night. We still did it at bedtime more often than not, but it was more likely to be a rather quick romp rather than extended affection.
"It's not easy to bring a woman to orgasm, and a guy who can do it has to be pretty good at sex." Unlike the female animals, women CAN have orgasms! I don't have a statistically valid sample to draw from but it almost seems like SOME women are out to make up for all the mares, heifers, sows, etc, who never experienced a good mattress-thrashing, scream-into-the-pillow climax. It ain't fair that through all our married years SHE must average two orgasms for each of mine.
parents I need to see a shrink because of what they said. very bad advice
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No not really. It's not like I've gotten that much advise from anyone but the few things I've gotten have always been useful
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That's a request! not an advice!
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Pretty much everything I ever heard, from my childhood friends; or on the play grounds where I grew up. Looking back, it is a wonder any of those guys ever got married or laid. 
One time I hooked up with this girl and we got talking about ex hookups etc afterwards.
She said one guy she went with in her youth who was a virgin, had been told by his friends that you were meant to stick your cock AND balls inside the womans pussy when fucking. She said it was an awful encounter Poor guy.
She said one guy she went with in her youth who was a virgin, had been told by his friends that you were meant to stick your cock AND balls inside the womans pussy when fucking. She said it was an awful encounter
Poor guy.
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I don't think I've ever gotten any advice at all, good or bad.
One time I hooked up with this girl and we got talking about ex hookups etc afterwards.
She said one guy she went with in her youth who was a virgin, had been told by his friends that you were meant to stick your cock AND balls inside the womans pussy when fucking. She said it was an awful encounter
WOW! that's a hell of an advice!!
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