Would a humus flavoured dick be appealing?

[deleted18515921]

Or any other food flavouring in general. Asking for a friend.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Nope.

I want dick to taste like clean, uncooked flesh. Nothing else.

 

[MickeyLee]

I tend to crunch and chew any hummus accented items that I put in my mouth.

So, yeah. No hummus or any other flavored dicks.

Depending on the type of sexual partners you are attracted to seasonal pumpkin spice dick could be popular.

 

[MickeyLee]

Banned? Is hummus dick so controversial?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Banned? Is hummus dick so controversial?

I think it was another thread they started which included very, very inappropriate content. Like, very.

 

[sweetlucky12]

Humus no…chocolate maybe

 

[MickeyLee]

I tried chocolate hummus once...once.


It's like Stepford Nutella

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I tried chocolate hummus once...once.


It's like Stepford Nutella

Ew.

hummus goes on celery.

anyone want to guess the sound of a breaking peen?

 

[EllieP]

What's it made with? Chickpeepee? Tahini weenie?

I'll pass.

 

[Holly Doors]

Hummus certainly ain't my thing period.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Fun fact: humus is loamy soil, basically.
Hummus, two Ms, is a garbanzo bean paste.