Old School: Ravishing Rick Rude. The abs, the attitude, the smooth glow of perspiration. He put the porn in porn 'stache.
New School: Seth Rollins (aka Tyler Black). Lanky, strong, bronzed. Makes the long hair work (it works on very few guys).
Summer School: Cesaro. Just f'in hot as hell. I'd lick him all day long.
Back to School: Shelton Benjamin. Hot body, super cute face, very impressive package. And a legit wrestler, which is both a turn on and a set of practical man-on-man skills.
Sunday School: John Cena. I am normally a bottom, which I enjoy immensely. But I want to go to town on his muscle ass all day and night. I'd lick it, eat it, finger it, fuck it, and eventually fall asleep in it.