You Know You're Hung When......

[dingdong]

.....you sit on the toilet, and get more than what you bargained for....:tongue:

complete the title with your own suggestions!:smile:

 

[alex8.5]

when every time you sitdown you have to adjust your cock so you don;t sit on the head.

 

[shotinstar]

... you go for a loo, the men beside start swirling their toungue, giving a sign of tastiness.

 

[Zayne]

the security officer at airport asks you to remove everything from your pocket several times after you already have!

 

[shotinstar]

the security officer at airport asks you to remove everything from your pocket several times after you already have!

Or, he would say, "show me what you've got underneath your pants."

 

[SotonDaddy]

... every time you stand in front of a urinal, you can proudly boast "Damn those bubbles tickle!"... :biggrin1:

 

[CMHchaser]

When you stand in front of a urinal, and can say "Wow - water's deep!"

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

when you're using the commodes with the autoflush and have to remember to get up quick before you get emasculated.