Your porn contingency

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  1. midlifebear

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    Over the years I've been selected by close friends to, upon their deaths, immediately swarm their homes/apartments and spirit away their porn collections so their families and other friends don't have to deal with confronting it. Personally, I don't have this problem. But I sort of understand why Uncle Bob might not want his favorite niece to discover that among his film favorites such as Mildred Pierce, Picnic, and A Place in the Sun that he also cherished Dawson's 20 Load Weekend, Drunk on Cum #1 and #2, etc.

    So, do you have a porn contingency in the event of your untimely demise?

    Just curious. :smile:
     
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    I personally don't but this thread just made my evening... SO funny... yet such a great idea!
     
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    That is hilarious. My family is going to be so sad I'm dead, I would hope they get a laugh of of our porn. Of course, when I moved out my mom helped me pack. Among things she came across and packed were my vibrators!
     
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    LOL :) well my mother found one of my flicks one eve...I came home and her and my nieces were watching it in my bedroom. The Nieces LOVED it... Mom was confused to how they got into THAT position...lol
     
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    LOL, this is awesome.

    Funnily enough, the only porn I have on DVD is straight porn, so if I do pass on and my family find my porn stash, they will get pissed off at the fact I've been telling them I'm gay.

    Of course, if they figure out the password on my PC... thats different
     
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    Nah I want anyone who survives me to be freaked the fuck out when they go through my possessions, I'm going to buy a whole load of crap that I don't even get off on but which is freaky as hell just so that when I pop my clogs my friends and family will be horrified and revolted as they slowly sift through my stuff. :p
     
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    The porn is on my pc and password protected so hopefully no issues there, but you just made me think of other *things* that I might need to make a plan for. Lord and the books! Those are not all pc. Maybe I should just burn them now? My sketch book is full of nude bodies but hopefully my Dad would write that off to my love of art? PMSL... great thread!
     
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    Naw. In fact, I'm hoping my southern mom would find my thick dildo
     
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    LOL!! This is too funny, yeah I think we all do it. My uncle passed away last year, now this is a guy who was a virtual hermit, had no life...and yet when he died my mom, who was doing the basement clean up found brochures he had requested for penis enlargement!! Crazy!
     
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    I never really gave this any thought.
    On one hand - it's actually a sensible idea. On the other hand, I'm out - so gay porn isn't gonna surprise anyone. My dildo collection may raise a few eyebrows though - but I'll be dead, so it's not like I'm gonna have to deal with any embarrassment...
     
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    hahaha, yeah. I'm dead, I have bigger problems!
     
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    Very funny clip. I know a couple of people who have made this arrangement. I'm an orphan I'm not worried about it.
     
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    I thought about this a few years ago, I had at least one Bi-sexual DVD in my collection and I promptly threw it away. The last thing i wanted upon my untimely death was my family putting a question mark on my grave marker. The rest is all straight porn so i can leave it to my Bro in my will. LOL
     
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    no plan,my whole entire family knows that my friends and i enjoy porn.
    and my family knows what two friends of mine will get my porn.
     
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    Don't forget that after the Porn Contingency, comes the Porn Ultimatum and the Porn Supremacy. :rolleyes:

    I don't have a plan. I assume that everyone has porn, so what's the big deal anyways?
     
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    I don't have a porn buddie. But I probably should. Is there a list of available volunteers? :smile:
     
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    A close friend of mine died a few years ago.
    Another mutual friend did go over to his house and removed all the porn.
    He said he was actually surprised at how much there was.
    We didn't want to upset his parents... they already knew he was gay but
    we thought finding all that would be hard for them to take.

    -- Erik
     
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    Once I am dead, it won't really matter to me who learns what about me.
     
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    My mother caught me looking at straight porn when I was younger, and she knows that I look at it now.

    Then again it's all content.

    I'll just need someone to get rid of the the freaky shit. >:p

    So my parents aren't packing it away thinkin "Did we fuck up?" (with humor of course)

    Then again I like some weird shit.
     
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