Youtuber captainsparklez/jordan maron

yeah children of separated/divorced parents more often than not end up not wanting to be in committed relationships because of the trauma from their parents splitting.
he constantly talks about not wanting a relationship, not wanting to be married, he got a vasectomy because he has no intention of having kids and now it's a "final" decision that also puts an end to relatives asking about it. he can always get it reversed.
he spends all his time at home. even before the pandemic, he rarely went out. at most he'd go to visit another youtuber for a collab. and every single girl he's done collab videos were in relationships, so unless he was cucking the guys or having some mmf fun, he was just friends with them. the only women he's ever associated with are ones he's making videos with. it was aurelyan, then justine, rosanna, whitney, kara was the most recent. the only reason they don't make speculations about him with crumb is because she's underage and his audience would rather not assume he's another gaming youtuber that goes for young girls.
he's also talked about how even if he did get into a relationship, he wouldn't tell his audience, because he doesn't want that to be public, because then it'll be all on youtube for people to see after they break up. this is a big hint at his commitment issues, as he already expects a relationship to end before he's even in one.
he's talked about never using dating apps and never having sent nudes because he thinks they're a weird concept and he doesn't wanna do it. so if he was getting laid, it's possible it was just random people that either kept it on the dl or didn't even know he was a youtuber so they didn't post it on social media. that or he hires escorts. dude lives in a $4 million mansion and owns like 3 or 4 different sports cars, an escort would be pennies to him
 
yeah children of separated/divorced parents more often than not end up not wanting to be in committed relationships because of the trauma from their parents splitting.
he constantly talks about not wanting a relationship, not wanting to be married, he got a vasectomy because he has no intention of having kids and now it's a "final" decision that also puts an end to relatives asking about it. he can always get it reversed.
he spends all his time at home. even before the pandemic, he rarely went out. at most he'd go to visit another youtuber for a collab. and every single girl he's done collab videos were in relationships, so unless he was cucking the guys or having some mmf fun, he was just friends with them. the only women he's ever associated with are ones he's making videos with. it was aurelyan, then justine, rosanna, whitney, kara was the most recent. the only reason they don't make speculations about him with crumb is because she's underage and his audience would rather not assume he's another gaming youtuber that goes for young girls.
he's also talked about how even if he did get into a relationship, he wouldn't tell his audience, because he doesn't want that to be public, because then it'll be all on youtube for people to see after they break up. this is a big hint at his commitment issues, as he already expects a relationship to end before he's even in one.
he's talked about never using dating apps and never having sent nudes because he thinks they're a weird concept and he doesn't wanna do it. so if he was getting laid, it's possible it was just random people that either kept it on the dl or didn't even know he was a youtuber so they didn't post it on social media. that or he hires escorts. dude lives in a $4 million mansion and owns like 3 or 4 different sports cars, an escort would be pennies to him
First of all, you dont know his daily life, just because you dont see him doing something on youtube doesnt mean he doesnt do it, like going out to parties or just with friends
Not wanting a public relationship is normal for a lot of youtubers whose SO is not a public figure, so I dont think thats a sign of commitment issues, its just you making stuff up
He probably has them but this is not a sign of it
With the apps, maybe they are weird for him and also full of underage people who might try to bate him, so its a good thing for him
We dont know if he is fucking anyone, but I bet he is not fucking escorts, doesnt even seem like his style
 
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First of all, you dont know his daily life, just because you dont see him doing something on youtube doesnt mean he doesnt do it, like going out to parties or just with friends
Not wanting a public relationship is normal for a lot of youtubers whose SO is not a public figure, so I dont think thats a sign of commitment issues, its just you making stuff up
He probably has them but this is not a sign of it
With the apps, maybe they are weird for him and also full of underage people who might try to bate him, so its a good thing for him
We dont know if he is fucking anyone, but I bet he is not fucking escorts, doesnt even seem like his style
he literally says it himself he rarely leaves the house. at most he goes for a sunday drive and that's about it. not to mention whenever he does go somewhere, it's always posted on social media, not usually his since he never updates it, but on other people's.
there's a big difference between wanting to keep your relationship private and hiding it. one can still keep their relationship private by simply not have their partner on camera, but still mention that they exist. completely hiding and even lying about being in a relationship is a completely different matter, and expecting that relationship to end before it even begins is a big red flag imo. no one goes into a relationship thinking "we're gonna break up some day".
him not using apps is likely because that would imply he's looking for a relationship, and since he's not, then he doesn't bother using them.
the escorts thing was more of an inside joke with the thread, as we've joked in the past that maybe he hires hookers whenever he gets tired of using his hand.
also, you can't claim i don't know shit about his private life and i'm just making it up and then turn around and say him hiring a prostitute doesn't seem like his style. because you also don't know him to accurately say that. i didn't expect him to be one of those car obsessed dudes and then turns out to love buying sports cars, he's literally the male equivalent to horse girls. i would never guess that had he not started showing off his cars and talked more about cars in videos. so you can't accurately say he'd never hired a hooker because it's not his style, when we don't know that for sure. i mean, we know for sure he prefers paying for services instead of doing things himself, solely because he has the money to spend. he doesn't clean his own house, he hires a cleaning service. he doesn't cook, he gets take out for every meal. with that logic one could easily cook up a theory that he doesn't like doing the whole talk and seducing girls to get them to bed and instead just hires a service
 
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I don't understand why most people always seem to forget that asexual people exist. He could be aromantic or demi where he is simply uninterested in relationships/sex or only interested when he builds a meaningful relationship.
We dont forget they exist, we just dont want to entertain the thought that he might be one, since it would ruin some fantasies about him
 
asexual usually means no sex at all. like, a sex drive so low they don't even masturbate. they simply lack interest for it.
jordan has made several jerking off jokes in the past, including the typical referring to his hand as his gf.
just because someone doesn't speak on their sex life, it doesn't make them asexual. we speak of our sex lives here because it's the purpose of the site. jordan literally censors words that are harmless out of fear of demonetization, he's not gonna openly talk about sex in videos.
and like stated above, it makes very little sense for someone that's asexual to get a vasectomy. because even if their sex drive isn't super low and they on rare occasion do enjoy sex, just protection would be enough, because it wouldn't be enough of a recurring thing to warrant getting your ballsack cut open and either cutting or closing off the vas deferens(cutting is less common because it increases risk of infection, but i think it's irreversible, whilst closing/sealing/clamping is reversible). that'd be like someone cutting off their left hand because they're only right handed and can't do much with their left
 
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Yeah, I find it hard to believe that someone who is asexual would get a vasectomy. More than likely if you get a vasectomy you are worried about getting someone pregnant and if you are worried about getting someone pregnant, you more than likely are having more sex than something thats like once a year. I don't believe he's asexual.
 
Yeah, I find it hard to believe that someone who is asexual would get a vasectomy. More than likely if you get a vasectomy you are worried about getting someone pregnant and if you are worried about getting someone pregnant, you more than likely are having more sex than something thats like once a year. I don't believe he's asexual.
Its more likely he doesnt want kids and cant get it up with a condom on
I would say that he probably has a fleshlight or something like that
 
Its more likely he doesnt want kids and cant get it up with a condom on
I would say that he probably has a fleshlight or something like that
yeah, he got a vasectomy because he doesn't want kids. he's talked about it several times, he has no intention of having kids or getting married.
however, an asexual person wouldn't immediately jump to the need of getting a vasectomy just because they don't want kids. their sex drive is either super low or none, so the amount of times they have sex isn't enough of a worry regarding it. an asexual guy worrying he might get someone pregnant in the rare occasion he has sex, would likely just confirm with her that she's on the pill, or maybe use a female condom, or use a spermicide
also, condoms aren't just for preventing pregnancies, they're basically the only way to prevent the spreading of stds. if he's that worried about getting someone pregnant on accident he should be equally worried about getting a std, therefore should still use a condom