You forgot Peter Sarsgaard. One look at an interview with him and you'll be stunned that he's married...to a woman. Same with Jon Cryer. I thought it was a known fact that Downey Jr. is bi. I've heard the rumors about most if not all of these actors, but I'd like to know more about these Dean Cain rumors. As far as I've known, he's straight. Is it because he's 43 and unmarried that the rumors exist? It would be nice to know that, if he was gay, that muscle butt wouldn't be going to waste. Gere, Travolta, and Cruise are just about at the top of the list of "are they or aren't they" Hollywood urban legend. When Interview With the Vampire came out, with all it's smoldering homoerotica, the rumors flew about Pitt, but since then he's been shackled to Jennifer "Alfred E. Newman" Aniston and Angelina CRAY-ZIE. Will Smith is supposedly bi and a swinger, and was going to be outed by some madame. I could see Rob Lowe swinging the gay way, too, particularly during his hey-day in the 80s. DiCaprio has played gay on screen, but that's it, I think. Keanu Reeves is supposedly bi, too, and did a play a long time ago where he kissed a guy. He and River Phoenix were rumored to have been together. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck never pinged my 'dar, but their bromance would make for killer fanfiction. Spacey is, without a doubt, a Friend of Dorothy. Matthew McConaughey--I wish. BOY, do I wish! Although, I do find it quite strange that when he was found naked playing the bongos in his home, that he was with equally hot Cole Hauser. AND they were both smoking pot, so there's no telling what he'll do with a little weed in him. And there was that bromance he had with Lance Armstrong... Vin Diesel may be bi, but I definately don't think he's completely straight, not with that lisp! Wentworth, I can see being bi. Zac Efron, who cares? However, if there was any tween idol I was assured was gay, it was Kevin Jonas, who earlier this year announced his planned nuptials with-GASP!-a female! Still, you never know... The Cloonster is always bedding down a different woman every three months, and has dated everyone from Kelly Preston to Kimberly Russell (the hot black chick from Head of the Class that wasn't Robin Givens or Rain Pryor), though he is a steadfast bachelor, so there may be a reason why he doesn't want to marry again. I thought it was a known fact that both Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin are, inspite of the fact that they were/are in relationships with women, totally gay. Hugh Jackman is another one where I would be less than shocked if he ever came out. His wife is, like, 100, and he's awfully chummy with his male business partner. And he played the hell out of Peter Allen in Boy From Oz, to boot. As for Colin Farrell, I think he'd fuck anything with an orifice. And, speaking of male sluts, it wouldn't surprise me if Charlie Sheen has smugled a few salamis in his day. It would be a dream if Jake Gyllenhaal ever came out as gay, because his role in Brokeback made me wish that he was. Same with Bradley Cooper, who nailed (pardon the pun) his gay sex scene in Wet Hot American Summer, and who once dry-humped his The Hangover costar Zach Galifianakis on Zach's now-defunct talk show. And it wasn't just any dry hump, kids. It was a full on, Bradley sitting in Zach's lap while facing him, three seconds of legs-spread-wide-apart dream of a dry fuck. Chris Meloni, who has also nailed a few gay sex scenes in his day, would make ALOT of gay men happy if he ever came out (though he is married, to a woman named Sherman, no less). Alec Baldwin, with that gorgeous bubble butt he once posessed, was rumored to have been fucked with a strap-on by some trans years ago, but I don't know how true that is. Remember Michael T. Weiss from The Pretender, and Billy Campbell from The Rocketeer and Once and Again? Two life-long bachelors whose sexuality has been rumored about as well.
