Testicle size -- object comparison

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I always assumed by balls were average sized -- and I guess what I mean is that while some obviously hang lower than others (i.e., scrotum size differs) I assumed all guys' actual testicles were roughly the same size. But recently I was complaining about how uncomfortable mine were when I spent a hot day walking around a lot, and I was thinking about how hard it is to find comfortable briefs, and I started looking into it, and it seems there is a wide variety of testicle sizes.

There are mathematical formulas for calculating volume in cubic centimeters, and orchidometers, etc., but it all seems complicated…

So I thought maybe an informal poll: what object is one of your testicles roughly the same size as (e.g., a small or large grape, a walnut, a peach pit, a ping pong ball, an egg, a plum, etc.). (These examples aren't meant to be limiting -- name the thing that seems closest to you.)

Mine are each a little bigger than a "Grade A Large" chicken egg. (The hard thing is they are *not* low-hangers, which I think is why its hard to fit them and my penis into a standard brief pouch.) Anyway, interested to hear what objects yours are closest in size to!
 

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It would be very easy to say mine are the same size as a plum, since plums vary in size from one to three inches in diameter. But a better shot at it would be that they're each a little larger than a Grade A Jumbo egg and, though not spherical, they're about the same volume as a snooker billiards ball.
 

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Mine are the same size as large chicken eggs. They hang a 6", but then again I do live in southern Arizona and I hate underwear, never touch the stuff. I have no complaints about it, I actually like it.
 

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I have mine referenced against a tablespoon in my gallery and each ball is way bigger than that. I was never fond of those bull balls (prob the biggest natural ones here). My current girlfriend loves playing with them so that is great!
 

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Appreciate the responses! For those of you with egg-sized "nuts," what kind of/brand of underwear do you like? So hard to find anything that fits right...(big enough, but not floppy boxer shorts)...
 

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Balls are weird. I don't have room for huge ones. Nor do I have huge ones. There's a correlation with testosterone and sperm, but also it's entirely known to not correlate at all. I know I make way more testosterone and sperm than lots of dudes, and I'm sure some have huge balls.
 

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Either boxer briefs under pants or swim jammers when I work out (doctors orders) :mad:

QUOTE=sevenxfive;5260952]Appreciate the responses! For those of you with egg-sized "nuts," what kind of/brand of underwear do you like? So hard to find anything that fits right...(big enough, but not floppy boxer shorts)...[/QUOTE]
 

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regula lenghy is 2 inches and concer to the egg we must consider only the egg lenght for comparison unless egg volumen were very small due really ball isent bigger than the ball of a desodorant roll on unless guy suffer of VARICOCELE so this specific ball look bigger than the normal