Always a tough one for if you’re a smaller guy but recently my girls Mum stood up to my defence when my girl made a perfectly innocent playful joke about my size.
My girls Mum said ‘now now stop being silly, I’m sure it’s perfectly adequate and the biggest in this house’ as a way to make me feel better gently before my girl added
‘yeah if you exclude [brother], bro’s got a whopper’ before her Mum sighed, laughed and said ‘sadly yes…’.
I queried what the hell this mean and she said they’d all seen him use an outdoor shower on holiday last year and were shocked by what he has going on in his boxers before she added
‘oh yeah but it’s fine though you’ve got nothing to worry about…’
For some reason that kinda stung that it’s just common knowledge for them that bro is packing
My girls Mum said ‘now now stop being silly, I’m sure it’s perfectly adequate and the biggest in this house’ as a way to make me feel better gently before my girl added
‘yeah if you exclude [brother], bro’s got a whopper’ before her Mum sighed, laughed and said ‘sadly yes…’.
I queried what the hell this mean and she said they’d all seen him use an outdoor shower on holiday last year and were shocked by what he has going on in his boxers before she added
‘oh yeah but it’s fine though you’ve got nothing to worry about…’
For some reason that kinda stung that it’s just common knowledge for them that bro is packing