Yo ho ho

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  BigDuder

• Dec 12, 2007

argh give me your booty

 

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  BigDuder

• Dec 12, 2007

that would have been a lame comment if it were meant to be a joke. it wasn't.

 

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  Not_Punny

• Dec 12, 2007

Arrrr,harrr, harrr, me matey. Would you be wanting the leopard-skin ankle booties, or me grey suede Franco Sartos??

 

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  BigDuder

• Dec 12, 2007

depends on what size they are

 

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  BigDuder

• Dec 12, 2007

size matters

 

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  Not_Punny

• Dec 12, 2007

Arr harrr!!! Size 7.5 !! That means I'm above average!!! Woohoooo! Are they are fit?!!

 

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  BigDuder

• Dec 12, 2007

well it wouldn't be the first time i tried to cram something into something meant for 7.5. Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

 

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  BigDuder

• Dec 12, 2007

oddly enough this is how i usually buy shoes

 

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  Not_Punny

• Dec 12, 2007

And you haven't been arrested yet?!!! :tongue:

BTW, want some pussy with those booties?!

 

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  BigDuder

• Dec 12, 2007

Not yet, although there are several shoe stores that have asked me never to return.

That pussy is a little hairier than i care for.

 

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  Not_Punny

• Dec 12, 2007

I'm sure they got a kick out of measuring you... but then, they probably didn't have anything in your size... :biggrin1:

Is this pussy better?

 

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  BigDuder

• Dec 12, 2007

argh, i'd run that demon pussy through with my blade.

 

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  MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

• Dec 15, 2007

Dyarr! Avast, ye flame follicled wench! Surrender your treasure chest.