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Miami, FL – The porn star known as ‘Ramon’ from Bang Bus fame was arrested Monday. This after police were called to a parked van where a crying baby was believed to have been heard. In the 90-degree Miami heat, such a cry could be a death sentence. No baby was found in the van. Police did however find: eight crowing roosters, four flapping guinea hens, one waddling duck, four captive pigeons, and four live goats tied in plastic garbage baaaaaags. If you did that right, you were holding pretty steady with the tune from the Twelve Days of Christmas. Give it another try. We’ll wait… Okay. After about 45 minutes, James Arroyo Jr, 44, and Raul ‘Ramon’ Armenteros, 46, reportedly sauntered up and claimed the vehicle – and its contents – to be theirs. Police said one of the goats died later that day. The cause of death was not reported. Arroyo and Armenteros were arrested and charged with 22 counts of animal cruelty with intent to injure. The men appeared in court Tuesday morning. They are each being held on $ 110,000 bond.