Somehow, and I really don't promote the idea that I am of above-average size, it seems like all the people in my circle of friends find out. In some cases (like the naked hot tub parties) it is obvious - there's no hiding the fact there. In school the showers were probably the source of a few rumors, my few girlfriends perhaps the sources of others.
Other times though, I just have no idea how word gets out - like when I first went into the service.
When I was in military training it must've spread around my platoon that I was bigger than average. I assume it was either from one of the guys seeing it in the shower then telling the women in the unit, or that sometimes I had support issues in the workout shorts and underwear that they issued. Of course, the duty uniform also had some bulging issues as well.
Hell, I guess I don't know where it started. I always figured it must've been from the showers, but now that I look back it could have been one of the other reasons.
Anyway, there was this one blonde girl who I met at the airport and bussed to the base with. She had a crush on me, and I her, and we flirted a lot.
One Sunday (it had to have been a Sunday - the only day we were off for even a little bit), while we were off duty, we were walking and talking and she told me about the rumors. I was surprised, and I tried to downplay the whole thing and find out where they started. The girl never spilled the beans on her source.
Still, she asked to see it. Having that crush on her, and figuring it could only help my chances of hooking up, I was inclined to oblige. After weighing the chances of getting caught and the punishment if we did, I decided that if I could minimize the time spent "in the act" it was worth it.
We found a pretty secluded area and I very quickly unbuttoned and gave a little flash of the goods, to which she said "Oh my god, it's true." Not being the most private of places though, and not wanting to get caught, that was it. I put everything back where it goes, and buttoned up - all in about 15 seconds, lest we get caught (I didn't feel like having to do extra duty).
From there, confirmation seems to have made its way throughout the platoon and even the company. I'm pretty sure she let it slip to a few of the other trainees, because I got some pretty interesting looks from a few of them whenever I'd walk down to the women's area of the building for anything. This one redhead, in particular, looked like she wanted to attack me every time I walked past her. I found out later that she had a far bigger crush on me than the blonde girl did. Shame I didn't know that at the time, because she was cute.
Anyhow, I don't know how things started getting spread around in that case.
Other times though, I just have no idea how word gets out - like when I first went into the service.
When I was in military training it must've spread around my platoon that I was bigger than average. I assume it was either from one of the guys seeing it in the shower then telling the women in the unit, or that sometimes I had support issues in the workout shorts and underwear that they issued. Of course, the duty uniform also had some bulging issues as well.
Hell, I guess I don't know where it started. I always figured it must've been from the showers, but now that I look back it could have been one of the other reasons.
Anyway, there was this one blonde girl who I met at the airport and bussed to the base with. She had a crush on me, and I her, and we flirted a lot.
One Sunday (it had to have been a Sunday - the only day we were off for even a little bit), while we were off duty, we were walking and talking and she told me about the rumors. I was surprised, and I tried to downplay the whole thing and find out where they started. The girl never spilled the beans on her source.
Still, she asked to see it. Having that crush on her, and figuring it could only help my chances of hooking up, I was inclined to oblige. After weighing the chances of getting caught and the punishment if we did, I decided that if I could minimize the time spent "in the act" it was worth it.
We found a pretty secluded area and I very quickly unbuttoned and gave a little flash of the goods, to which she said "Oh my god, it's true." Not being the most private of places though, and not wanting to get caught, that was it. I put everything back where it goes, and buttoned up - all in about 15 seconds, lest we get caught (I didn't feel like having to do extra duty).
From there, confirmation seems to have made its way throughout the platoon and even the company. I'm pretty sure she let it slip to a few of the other trainees, because I got some pretty interesting looks from a few of them whenever I'd walk down to the women's area of the building for anything. This one redhead, in particular, looked like she wanted to attack me every time I walked past her. I found out later that she had a far bigger crush on me than the blonde girl did. Shame I didn't know that at the time, because she was cute.
Anyhow, I don't know how things started getting spread around in that case.
