I did. The opening paragraph states everything needed to be said about him:
"Jonah Adam Falcon (born July 29, 1970)
[1] is an
American actor and
television presenter.
[2] He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his
penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when
erect.
[3][4] However, Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure"
This guy's only stock in trade is his *self-proclaimed* penis size. He's an actor who can't land a real role, yet won't do porn because that would be, "taking the easy route."
Who won't allow their penis to be measured? Someone who is lying about its size.
It's analogous to me claiming to be a fighter pilot, but there's no record of me in the military, and I refuse to pilot a fighter jet.
Wanna buy a bridge?