4" wide

Seriously, without being offensive to the Op, but this has got to be the funniest thread ever in a long time. The fingerless gloves post did it for me and the posters in this thread had made me pmsl, so funny!!

Maybe he should stop watching Magnum or buying the Ice lollies..
 
OK here's a more precise measurment. i ordered condoms at Theyfit.com. I took that girth measurer and I was like 2-4 size larger than their largest size. So if anyone has hat paper.
I'm atleast to the longest length. Find what that girth would be.
Oh, we all have hat paper. Hat paper is standard equipment at LPSG.