5 things

[TinyPrincess]

1. I practice kickboxing at least 10 hours a week - and I'm really good at it.

2. I swim every morning in the ocean all year round - even in winter. (I live just a few minuttes from the ocean - and yes I swim naked).

3. I love to cock - especially spicy food or tapas.

4. I love the Mamma Mia musical - have seen it at least 15 times, in Copenhagen, Germany (in German - yikes), London and N.Y.

5. I can count to 5 (drifter...)

 

[mitchymo]

1. I have had a piece of poetry published

2. I can juggle

3. I am afraid of wasps

4. I have only ever had sex with ONE person

5. I used to shoplift random food as a kid (ironic that i work in a store now and hate thieves)

 

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

1- i'm left handed
2- my grand mother died in my arms 19 yrs ago
3-i have a great memory and remember 95 percent of my entire life from the time i was 3yrs old.

4-i'm a black man with freckles(light skined)

5- i currently write and perform in a hip-hop group...won't say the name though...

 

[BIGDICKSMALLBALLS]

I have always excelled at sports, even at 5'9" i can compete in any sport but hockey. Had college rides in 3 sports but pussy was more important

am retired at 35

have personal protection rottweilers

seemingly can pick up women doing anything and everything. Its a curse. I dont go out to hang out with freinds. If im at gym,pool,grocery store, golfing, kids school, anywhere. I am on the hunt. Not for the score but its almost a game just to see if I can get them interested. generally get 3-5 numbers a week. I cant help it even if I try. Have even gone to counseling about it

spend every waking minute with my boys and dont ever get aggravated. 7 and 5 year old boys go everywhere and anywhere with me. Never been to a sitter or had a nanny. Most people would go crazy spending 24/7 with there kids but I dont do well when I am away from them.

 

[HazelGod]

3. I love to cock

Best answer yet. :biggrin1:

 

[Pitbull]

2. I swim every morning in the ocean all year round - even in winter. (I live just a few minuttes from the ocean - and yes I swim naked).

Can I go swimming with you?

3. I love to cock

We can do that after swimming! :biggrin1:

 

[Zerger]

1. I'm studying professional cookery.
2. I'm Scottish and never wore a kilt! (sadpanda)
3. I taught myself how to juggle with 3 & 4 objects within a couple days.
4. I've never had a proper girlfriend or slept with anyone!
5. I like kittens.

 

[Pitbull]

1.) I never studied ballet and never intended to be a ballerina :tongue:

2.) My ex sister-in-law was a spy for a terrorist nation and was caught and jailed - unfortunately they let the bitch out.

3.) I slept in Angela Davis' bed

4.) My house in DC had views of the Capitol, National Catherdral, National Shrine and Washington Monument

5.) I like sex. :smile:

 

[Capt_obivous]

1) I believe that cheesecake is the greatest form of dessert

2) I mix paint colours for a living

3) I have only had sex with one woman

4) I don't have a pet kangaroo

5) I'm not scottish and have worn a kilt

 

[greatdickismydrug]

1. I was in the military

2. I love to go to the shooting range and find it a huge turn-on

3. I used to take my Betta on vacation with me (he passed away and my new guy is not as spoiled)

4. I have weakness for sexy shoes second only to my weakness for sexy men

5. I love to eat popcorn and ice cream for dinner

 

[Mule]

3. I love to cock - especially spicy food or tapas.

Freud would love you.

 

[C_T_D]

1. I am working on putting together 5min of stand up comedy and want to try my first ever open mic night.

2. I can finally admit to being passive agressive

3. I hum made up songs about boobs while walking to work.

4. I've played bass in punk/hardcore bands for 14 years and toured the US and Europe.

5. I can't walk through the produce section without envying the cucumbers.

 

[mako shark]

1.) I used to operate Nuclear Power plants. I'm still an Engineer but please don't hold that against me!
2.) I have a daughter that is graduating from college but nobody seems to believe that.
3.) I am adopted
4.) I used to strip and do amateur "stuff" back in the early 80s
5.) Getting very close to retiring and going to do my dream job as a hobby.

 

[sleepiboi]

1. I love running
2. I haven't had a relationship in 4 years
3. I like comedy movies A LOT
4. I HATE needles. I think it's some kinda phobia or something lol
5. I get looked over often because I'm too nice

 

[TinyPrincess]

Best answer yet. :biggrin1:

Oops :redface:

Freud would love you.

You're right - perfect example of a Freudian slip...

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

1) I actually like woodlice! They are fairly cute as insects go
2) My username is based on a sci-fi bomber aircraft
3) Got more female friends than male friends
4) Allergic to cheap shampoo
5a) Does "not" want to bang Tiny Princess
5b) Is a compulsive liar
5c) But quite honest about it.

 

[Hansalami]

1. I love running, so it hurts to be injured.
2. In the past 25 years I've in relationships for only 10.
3. I'm not as shy as I used to be, but also not as nice, still get overlooked often.
4. I compensate every now and then by becoming angry and very loud.
5. I'm still insecure about my size, amongst other things, on a regular basis.

 

[D_MisterBater]

-vegetarian

-atheist

-so far, one hole in one

-avoid children

-support NUFC

 

[MisterThickDick]

1) I never learned to swim.

2) I was voted most shy my senior year of high school.

3) I have two bachelor's degrees.

4) I believe the best film ever made is Barry Lyndon.

5) I believe the best song ever written is John Lennon's "Imagine"

 

[D_Mylor Mentallydaft]

1. i cry in brokeback mountain and urban cowboy (even the song looking for love chokes me up)

2. I build hotrods but also do metal sculpture

3 .I am secretly obsessed with keith richards

4. I have roughly 10-15k worth of top end designer name clothing i paid less than 1500 for over the years at verious goodwills

5. I try with some energy to make everythingi own either customized in some way or purple.