A joke for the women...

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  1. IntoxicatingToxin

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    EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

    So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

    "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
    breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
    just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one
    pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my
    arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

    Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in
    pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

    That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you
    know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
    of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

    And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
    bushes.

    Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

    "Well, Eve how is my favorite creation?"

    "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see,
    all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull.
    All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

    God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see . . . where did I put the
    useless boob?"

    Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the story about the rib?
     
  2. popeye83

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    ok along the same lines god created man did a very good job all major organs ar coverd with a rib to keep it safe i can only asume the one rib he took to make woamn was the one proteting my nuts from geting kicked
     
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    Meg, I like the way you think.
     
  4. kalipygian

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    Def.
     
  5. B_Think_Kink

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    Haha, yeah thanks Meg thats a much better explanation!
     
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