A trick.

Now imagine that I have a clone....one that will answer your question. She cares about the size of your penis. Now watch while I leave the two of you alone....

*tiptoes quietly out of the room*
 
A trick...

to get your girlfriend pissed off.

Seriously, learn to use what you have and enjoy yourself. You have 10 fingers, a tongue, 2 hands and a penis. Figure it out.
 
Now imagine that I have a clone....one that will answer your question. She cares about the size of your penis. Now watch while I leave the two of you alone....

*tiptoes quietly out of the room*


:biggrin1: this made me laugh so hard :)))
 
years ago, my gf(now wf) told me she had scouted me out and wanted to date me for about 8 months before we did. she said she liked everything about me, and the first time we made love and she saw I was hung, that sealed the deal. she said she would have loved me anyway, but when she saw what she was getting she was thrilled. she admitted that the girl's rumor mill had my pegged me as on the large side.