Amazon tribe

[zaphod]

An explorer heard about a tribe deep in the heart of the Amazon where the women supposedly have vaginas that were 12 inches deep and 3 inches wide.

After spending a few months searching, he finally found the tribe. He asked the chief if it was true that the women in the tribe had vaginas that were 12 inches deep and 3 inches wide. The chief said "yea, that's true."

The explorer said "that's amazing. Do the men in your tribe actually manage to satisfy the women sexually?"

The chief looked at the explorer like he was a total idiot, and said "they stretch, you know."

 

[Pecker]

:nuke:

 

[jonb]

Oh, here's a similar one:

A trader was out in Dakota Territory. One day, between negotiations, he happened to catch the chief's son bathing. The man had the longest penis the trader had ever seen, like eight inches. The trader asked his interpreter to ask the man about his penis.

The next day, his interpreter came back saying "He says there's nothing wrong with his penis. Doesn't the white man's shrink in cold water?"