..and how do you pee???

[eastie3]

oK guys. I have a question. Since we are all on the larger side, how do you pee. Do you just open your fly and whip it out or do you unbutton, unzip and let everything hang out. Also, do you hold it, or let it hang.:tongue:

 

[StudCowboy]

Unbutton, unzip and pull it all out, over the top (boxerbriefs here), and hold it. (I'm convinced that women must have invented the Y-fly front. It's not helpful.)

 

[bigcurious]

Hey. mine's only average, but

1: Trying to get my cock out of briefs is like threading a needle.
2. Putting my cock through a pair of zippered jeans just plain hurts.

It can only be worse for the bigger guys.

 

[gcqt4u]

The hardest thing is Public Toilets.
It's a hard call sometimes, I don't want to seem shy, but I don't want to appear to be showing off my dick.
I will most times go into a cubicle in a public toilet so I don't have to worry, but if I have to pee at the urinal, I have to unbutton my jeans and pull my briefs/boxers down to hang it out, (if I am the slightest bit hard, I can't even get my dick through the fly in my y fronts). Then I just let it hang while I pee. If there is some right next to me at the urinal I will hold my dick in my fingers and cover it with my hand whilst I pee. I'm not really into exposing my dick in a public toilet. There are plenty of other places to get naked and let it all hang out :biggrin1:.

 

[B_Monster]

oK guys. I have a question. Since we are all on the larger side, how do you pee. Do you just open your fly and whip it out or do you unbutton, unzip and let everything hang out. Also, do you hold it, or let it hang.:tongue:

I just let you pull it out and hold it for me.haha

I open up all the way, whip it out and hold, dont want piss all over the place.

 

[red7.5]

This very question was a part of the plot in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm this past season (episode 5 or 6? maybe).

I may be getting the wording of the defining quote wrong, but it went something like "most guys go over the fence, not through the gate."


Over the fence here.

 

[lorne]

unzip all out, hands on hip stand like Superman just saved the day.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

"Over the fence" and hold it.

Like Monster said, I don't wanna pee all over the place.

 

[silvertriumph2]

I'm probably going commando, but if not, it will be boxers.....

If commando, I unzip/button all the way, pull it out, hold it to make sure it goes where it should go, and pee...

If boxers, I unzip/button all the way, pull down the boxers a bit, and if I'm the only one peeing, pull balls and all over the top, hold it just in case, and pee.......this is very sensual and I enjoy doing it...(but, a bit of a problem if someone all of a sudden comes and stands next to me...since I usually get a bit excited when doing it)......or.....I just pull the ole man through the boxer slit (I never button the hole shut), hold it and pee...

Afterwards, I milk it to get rid of any left overs...then maybe a bit of a shake to make sure....and that's it....

 

[ThisSpace4Rent]

Over the fence and aim.

I didn't realize there were actually people who tried to pull the two flaps of fabric in briefs apart to make a little hole for them to slip their penis though, what a pain in the ass that would be

 

[auncut10in]

Am I the only one that pulled my dick out the bottom of my boxers? It hangs out the bottom anyway, so I just pull it out the bottom of my boxers I always have to hold it Never have been able to do the stand back with both hands on the hip thing.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Am I the only one that pulled my dick out the bottom of my boxers? It hangs out the bottom anyway, so I just pull it out the bottom of my boxers I always have to hold it Never have been able to do the stand back with both hands on the hip thing.

You mean the bottom of your pant leg, no?

 

[2322]

Unzip, find the fly, pull it open, pull it out, give it a few yanks to get it long enough to clear the pants, and then pee.

When done, pull my dick between my fingers to clear out the last few drops and put it all back.

 

[auncut10in]

You mean the bottom of your pant leg, no?

lol no I met rather than taking over the top of my boxers, I just pull it out the bottom of my boxers.

 

[strikeruk]

I usually pee alone........but its nice when a mate gives a helping hand

 

[Adrian69702006]

I'm on the small side of average and peeing through the fly of a pair of trousers isn't too much of a problem for me. I never use the slit in briefs though, preferring to pull the crotch fabric aside and releasing my cock that way.

 

[Adrian69702006]

I usually pee alone........but its nice when a mate gives a helping hand

You look ab it as though you've wet yourself on that one, strikeruk. Not that i mind that sort of thing of course....:smile: