anyone have a chode?

[ddawd]

So I've always wanted to know if someone out there really does have a chode. If you do post pictures. And for anyone who doesn't know what a chode is, it's a penis whose width is bigger than it's length

 

[ddawd]

Nothing???

 

[shemalelover]

mine is 5 long by 5.5 around

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

In the UK some of us call that.......unfortunate......either that or an acorn.

Walnut whip anyone?

 

[deleted157868]

I think he means circumference is larger then the length, so thats not really too unfortunate.

 

[D_Wedderelet Wonderwang]

im really close to bein about equal, a bit longer though

 

[Silvertip]

I've certainly experienced some very nice penises whose circumferences were greater than their erect length. I doubt it's really all that rare as my own dick is pretty normal in its aspect ratio with the circumference being 75% of the erect length. On the other hand if a chode really is a penis that is "wider" than its erect length that's definitely go to be a rarity.

 

[68306]

On the other hand if a chode really is a penis that is "wider" than its erect length that's definitely go to be a rarity.

Even rare in illustrations, but that's technically it.

 

[hud01]

I was actually with someone like this, but what a difference. 6.5 long and 7.5 around.

 

[ddawd]

I want to see one. But like you said its so rare. Just gotta fantasize about the thick dick then.

 

[tampahungblk]

i use to have a friend that way lol we called him coke can he had a real hard time finding girls that could take him and never had a blow job before i'm happy with what i got i'm the smallest in my family and when i was younger i wish i was bigger like my dad and brothers but now i know there is too much of a good thing i run into a few that say i'm to big and will not even try but not even close to what my brothers goes threw but i guess its just a guy thing wanting bigger at some point in life

 

[Silvertip]

i use to have a friend that way lol we called him coke can he had a real hard time finding girls that could take him and never had a blow job before ...

I can easily see why he never had experienced a blow job. Also why you called him "coke can" as a standard soda pop or beer can is less than 6 inches in length but right at 8 inches in circumference. You hear a lot of stories on this site and others about guys who are beer can thick, 10 x 8 or even 12 x 9 but those guys also talk about how they enjoy receiving head, which simply means that they're not really that thick. If you want to know what it's like to have a true 8 inch girth in your mouth just try getting a beer or soda pop can in your mouth. I'm a big guy with a big head (wear a size 8 hat) and a big mouth but I can't get a beer can past my teeth without some pain in my jaw. And if it were a live cock that same beer can size my teeth would be scraping the skin right off of it.

One of the thickest cocks I've ever sucked was definitely a "chode", based on greater circumference than length. It was about all I could handle for girth and no more than six and a half inches in length. The first time I encountered that beauty was at a bathhouse up in Denver and I enjoyed a couple of extended sessions with my mouth filled with that phat phallus. Later, back in my hotel room with the memory of that monster filling my mouth still fresh in my mind, I experimented with the various containers available to me and found that a vitamin supplement bottle in my collection extended my jaw to the exact same degree. After returning home I measured the vitamin bottle with a pair of calipers and it was right at 2 and 7/32 (2.219) inches in diameter. If you do the math that equates to 6.97 inches in girth. But, like most cocks I've known (including my own), this baby had a bit more width than depth which fits the mouth more easily than a true cylinder. So the fact that my jaw opened to the same degree for the vitamin bottle as it did for the real thing tells me that his cock was at least 7 inches in circumference, probably a bit more.

I want to see one. But like you said its so rare. Just gotta fantasize about the thick dick then.

If you'd really like to see one I'll attach a pic of the 7+ inch girth I was talking about above. Like me this guy is something of an exhibitionist and has his pics scattered about on the WWW. Many of his pics are available to anyone with a computer and internet access, so I know he wouldn't have a problem with my sharing this one with you.

ST

 

[68306]

I think he's looking for more width (across the top) than length, not girth.

 

[hud01]

I think he's looking for more width (across the top) than length, not girth.

Then the guy would have to be three inches long at best and 7 inches around

 

[hud01]

I can easily see why he never had experienced a blow job. Also why you called him "coke can" as a standard soda pop or beer can is less than 6 inches in length but right at 8 inches in circumference. You hear a lot of stories on this site and others about guys who are beer can thick, 10 x 8 or even 12 x 9 but those guys also talk about how they enjoy receiving head, which simply means that they're not really that thick. If you want to know what it's like to have a true 8 inch girth in your mouth just try getting a beer or soda pop can in your mouth. I'm a big guy with a big head (wear a size 8 hat) and a big mouth but I can't get a beer can past my teeth without some pain in my jaw. And if it were a live cock that same beer can size my teeth would be scraping the skin right off of it.

One of the thickest cocks I've ever sucked was definitely a "chode", based on greater circumference than length. It was about all I could handle for girth and no more than six and a half inches in length. The first time I encountered that beauty was at a bathhouse up in Denver and I enjoyed a couple of extended sessions with my mouth filled with that phat phallus. Later, back in my hotel room with the memory of that monster filling my mouth still fresh in my mind, I experimented with the various containers available to me and found that a vitamin supplement bottle in my collection extended my jaw to the exact same degree. After returning home I measured the vitamin bottle with a pair of calipers and it was right at 2 and 7/32 (2.219) inches in diameter. If you do the math that equates to 6.97 inches in girth. But, like most cocks I've known (including my own), this baby had a bit more width than depth which fits the mouth more easily than a true cylinder. So the fact that my jaw opened to the same degree for the vitamin bottle as it did for the real thing tells me that his cock was at least 7 inches in circumference, probably a bit more.

ST

The thickest I have sucked is the one I mentioned before. It was a shade over 7.5 inches around. I could get the shaft in my mouth, but down my throat, not even close.

I measured. A beer can is 8.25 around. You are correct cocks are not cylinders so you can take a larger cock than can.

 

[scottredleter]

I love em... Just like sitting on a trailer-hitch!

 

[hotta4444]

My circumference is just over 6inches and my length just under 6inches so does that make mine a chode?

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/222912/cat/500/ppuser/27229

 

[PurpleThrillHammer]

I'm 6.25" Length X 6.5" Girth, so does that count?

 

[rip999n9]

think so.....im 6" x 6"

 

[Northland]

I think he means circumference is larger then the length, so thats not really too unfortunate.

or that uncommon especially if the length is running at 5 or 6.

Now if he's 8 long and 10 around, then there's going to be a problem.