Asking A Stripper To Size You Up

Not the biggest fan either, but the few times I have gone I realized something: it's not just anywhere you can get exotic women from all over the world to spin their magical bodies on you! I mean, when an overly stacked very dark skinned Brazilian is forcing you to pinch her hard nipples, show you her clit ring, and push her pussy and asshole into your face it's not like you can just get that anywhere. I see strip clubs as a place where you get a certain kind of experience that would be very hard to replicate in the real world outside of a strip club. My big personal favorite was a dance from a Russian stripper (and she was Russian because a dude in our party found this out from her before she danced on me and he was trying to tell her things in Russian and he offended her and pissed her off really big time!). She was mad and said "are you an asshole like your friend?!" I insisted no, but I could be if she wanted me to be. She then proceeded to feel up my bulge with her leg, gave me a sly look, and started to whip my bulge with her hair!! She said "naughty boy! I whip your big cock with my hair!" Dream come true!! (I have a major hair fetish and she had no idea, so it was quite something for me)
 
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I have good lap dances and I have had bad ones. I do agree that in American strip clubs that’s how they make their money. The better the lap dance the better the tip (normally) but as someone that has been going from time to time across different states and different countries it has changed a lot over the years. When I first started going (Indiana) the girl could touch you but you couldn’t touch her. Now you can touch her. But the most fun I ever had in a strip club was when I was stationed in Okinawa. The place was in Naha and owned by an Ex-Pat Irishman. He had a work visa deal worked out with Eastern European countries. He provided free room and board in apartments he owned, and a flat salary and all the tips the girls made went straight to the club. So... if you were cool and fun to be around the girls would always hang with you and bug you for dances or money things. It paid off after the 4th weekend when finally a bunch asked my friends what we were doing after this. We said back to base. They said no come out with us. So after the club shut down we all went salsa dancing till 6 am. And led to my Romanian girlfriend. Lol