Atheist left-handed Mac users

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    Does anybody know any atheist left-handed Mac users who are well-endowed. I mean, you know what they say about Atheists being well-hung and all. Rumor has it that lefties are also pretty big and, well, when you add Mac users - I mean, a guy like that must be HUGE! Especially the ones from towns whose names start with the letters A-G and whose mothers graduated high school with a GPA of 3.3.
     
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    I knew an athiest mac user. He was right handed though. He had a big package. Nothing to knock your socks off but it was well above average.
     
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    Not to mention those whose paternal grandmother's shoe size was 38 (European sizing) or above! :tongue:
     
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    You forgot to add high IQ to the list :rofl:
     
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    I'm a left-handed Mac user, but not an Atheist... and I think that I'm pretty hung :)
     
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    ^ So now all you have to do is renounce your religion and your dick will be humongous!
     
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    That's right. God can't stand anybody having a bigger penis than His. But atheists are exempt. How big is God's penis? Well... ever since that unplanned pregnancy that resulted in Jesus, He's especially careful to use condoms every time - but He must special order them.
     
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    But . . . aren't we all made in God's image? I know I am! :biggrin2:
     
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    i'm a right handed Christian with a PC...which is to say, mine has fully retracted into my abdomen.

    (best response i ever heard to what God's dick size was: "Well...if man is 5, and the devil is 6...then God is 7!") :)
     
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    Haha A+

    I'm right handed :(. What about Sagittarius? Horse hung perhaps? !
     
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    Huh, I should buy a Mac.
     
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    Im all but left handed, but I am Ambidextrous though. heheh
     
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    See? We CAN have funny threads with none of that testiness that frigs up so many others!:biggrin1:
     
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    I know an atheist left-handed Mac user. Got no idea about his penis size though. :p
     
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    Nobody mentioned circumcision yet.
     
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    I gained two inches in length right after I unboxed my Mac Book Pro.
     
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    The Pixies are awesome.
     
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    I'm a left-handed atheist mac user. Check the pics to see if I'm hung.
     
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    don't mention the war!

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    I'm a left-handed, mac using Atheist! :D
    Well, Pantheist, which is just sexed up Atheism more or less!
    And the town I'm from (and even where my family are from) are both inside the A-G bracket. lol

    Pics are in my gallery, etc, so you can judge. :]
     
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