Bad names for dicks

i personally think calling it "my penis" sounds kinda strange. too clinical. dick, cock, etc...those sound like you are actually talking about something real...penis is just too formal for me. idk if i'm the only one that thinks that, but there's my opinion! haha
 
I hate it when grown-ups can't be mature about genitals. I cringe whenever I hear an adult say "pee-pee".

And on a somewhat related note, I'm sick of hearing Sherri Shepherd talk about her "va-jay-jay".....

LOL at "Snag-a-puss"!