Baseball hotties

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  1. sukmycock00

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    Back to my team (TEXAS RANGERS) here's a nice screenshot from tonight's 14-3 win over Toronto. The always sexy Josh Hamilton did a sitting slide into 3rd base, and when he went back into the dugout, he very openly jiggled that sexy ass of his...let's just say that I watched that 5 seconds on repeat :)

    I recently went to a game where I sat right on the 3rd base outfield where Josh normally plays. Let me just tell you that he is stunning up close and definitely has an ass to die for!
     

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    Just watched a game on TV tonight, and Luke Scott of the Tampa Bay Rays has got one big, beautiful ass on him. He almost got hit by a curveball, and he stuck his butt out to avoid it. I was in a room full of people, but it was all I could do to keep from going up to the TV and licking it (particularly during the instant replay in slo-mo). He almost got into it with the catcher, and seeing him all riled up was pretty hot, too. He's got some political views that I don't exactly agree with, but the ass is hot.
     
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    ^I looked up Luke Scott, and to see what you were talking about. Yeah, he lost all attractiveness.

    Sean Rodriguez from the Tampa Bay Rays is also pretty hot. I like the ass and thighs.
     
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    Post-Game interview with Mets player...DICK seen in the background!!!
     

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    any word leak on who the guy is?
     
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    Seems appropriate that the interview was with R.A. DICKey .... maybe it was just part of TV special effects to go along with the guy being interviewed. :wink:
     
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    oops... some producer is in trouble... but lucky us!!
     
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    A good analysis saying it was probably Ike Davis

    Well, let's do this CIS style:
    The clues:
    Team: Mets. Possible culprits: 25
    Since he is showering that day, it likely narrows it down to one of the ten players who appeared in Friday night's game.
    Race: White. Torres, Santana, Quintanilla - you're out.
    Penis status: circumcised (I'm looking at you, Ike Davis)
    Pubes status: shorn. The penis is likely attached to an unmarried player who still feels as though he needs to impress the ladies
    Height: Unknown, BUT we can see that the top of his penis stands at precisely 5.5 blue bricks from the ground, less 5 x 1 inch = 5 inches for the caulk (heh) between the bricks. Assuming these are painted cinder blocks, which run 8 x 8 x 16 inches, we can infer that his hips are 39 inches from the ground. The top of my own penis stands 36.5 inches from the ground, and at 5'11", that runs at a ratio of 51.4% of my height. Extrapolating that ratio to 39 inches, our penissy pal likely stands approximately 6'3 and 3/4".
    Handedness: Left (in the video, the player can be seen to be carrying a towel in his left hand, and his right hand to be empty).
    Discussion: We have on our hands a left-handed, caucasian, 6'4" circumcised player from Friday night's game.
    Conclusion: The only caucasian, unmarried, left-handed throwing player from last night's game was Ike Davis, who is unmarried, stands 6'4" and is Jewish (i.e., likely circumcised).

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TKMDKDvl7...Q48/gTABpa60Omg/s1600/baron+-+Ike+davis+2.jpg
     
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    Wow!
     
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    I was hoping for David Wright! :/
     
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    yeah that was him big as Ike.. mmm
     
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    Cameron Rupp
     

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    I find myself drooling when Alex Presley of the Pirates is playing. I have a thing for outfielders though.
     
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    Bryce Harper of the Nationals!!!
     
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    I've become infatuated with him :)
     
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    I want Stephen Strasburg.
     
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    I have this sense that he is probably a major-league d-bag...but would still totally do him...
     
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    Was referring to Bryce Harper, of course.
     
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    Logan Morrison of the Marlins - one HOT dude!
     
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