Battle of The Network Stars (70s and 80s): which T.V star made you cum the most?

John What's His Face from Dukes of Hazard. You know, the Hung blond that demonstrated pornographic skill at wearing tight 80's Jeans.
And Lionel from Thundercats. I'm sorry, he was a gay pornstar in animated form with a big sword..:)
 
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John What's His Face from Dukes of Hazard. You know, the Hung blond that demonstrated pornographic skill at wearing tight 80's Jeans.
And Lionel from Thundercats. I'm sorry, he was a gay pornstar in animated form with a big sword..:)

That would be John Schneider that you're trying to remember his last name.
 
There are a lot of clips over on YouTube. There is the famous Gabe Kaplan/ Lee Majors foot race in which the supposedly non-athletic Welcome Back Kotter comedian thoroughly thrashed the tiny little bantam rooster. A Battle of the Network Stars specialty were the countless swimming events, excuses to get sexy actresses into tight, low-cut single-piece swim wear. Notable stand-outs were Lynda Carter, Erin Gray and a young, hot Heather Locklear looking fabulous in a dunking tank episode. Cold water does wonders to a woman's nipples.

The glue that held this together was a superb Howard Cossell at the apogee of his announcing game. "This is not about money or glory. This is for pride." (Said as Lou Ferrigno practically single-handedly pulls the Mark Harmon team into a muddy, gooey pool of water at the culmination of a tug-of-war.)

TV was so much better when I was a kid!


LOVED Battle of the Network Stars when I was a kid. I remember the Gabe Kaplan showdown you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure it was against Robert Conrad after Mr. Conrad protested the outcome of a previous event. I think that one is one YouTube.
 
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Any pics of William R Moses in a Speedo.. I bet he is fucking hot looking... But no one will ever take the place of John Schneider when he was just starting the Dukes Especially the scene with Loretta Lynn.. That Huge Bulge and his cute boyish face just drives me Horny wild all the time...
 
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I can still remember being a little kid and really liking how Scott Baio looked in a red speedo :eek:)
Also liked Michael J Fox on BOTNS not too long after Family Ties first started....also a red speedo as I remember it
 
I agree Montanaguy William R Moses was a real hottie back then I would do him now if I had the chance to..

I had to look him up, but recognized him immediately. I also think he's very good looking.

Somebody wanted some speedo pics? Here you go:

Superherofan/Gallery/W/William R. Moses

Here are some other nice pics of him.

William R. Moses
http://www.poster.net/moses-william-r/moses-william-r-photo-xl-william-r-moses-6233268.jpg
http://n2.nabble.com/file/n678346/WILLIAMRMOSES-1.jpg
 
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