Best Friend Packing

I think he wants to show it off. Maybe compare?

 

I have friends who are hung nicely and I never see them behaving as you describe. If anything, they joke about not being hung. It sounds like your friend has a boastful mouth when he is intoxicated or under the influence. Sometimes, booze brings out the uglier side of people to light.

 

Throughout my youth my best friend had a huge cock. I was even two year older than him. Not that genes care about that anyway, but he never really spoke about our size difference, only once he mentioned I had a tiny dick. My dick isn't even tiny, it just is compared to his.

 

My best mates GF told me she measured his cock and that it's 9 inches.

 

I wish i had a male friend like that, lol

But it sounds like you have a few choices

1) Tell him to grow up, shut up and that everyone is sick of hearing about it.
2) Ask does he want to fuck you, and if thats why he keeps tell you about his big dick
3) Tell him to prove it
4) Challenge him to a cock-off

 

We never discussed dick size but we worked out together in university and let us say that he hung bigger soft than i do hard. He was always the biggest in the shower room. He also has massive balls.

The most impressive thing were his used condoms i would occasionally see in the bathroom trash can....they always had a golf ball sized load of cum in them.

 

Sounds like he does want to show off. But why has he not shown it off by now? Maybe he just likes to talk about it

 

I take it you have not seen one another naked and/or hard? Not asking from a perv perspective, more to get context.

I have a very close friend who has massive balls, but a rather small cock. We played around growing up etc. and I've seen it now as grown men as well. His brother, on the other hand, is completely opposite. Good size balls, but long cock, decent girth. I've never heard either of them make comments about cock size the way your friend does. In my experience though, guys with big cocks don't generally carry on about it the whole time, whether sober or not. But that's my experience, obviously can't speak for everyone.

 

This is generally my experience too, at least in my circle of friends. That’s not to say they are totally silent on the subject, I can think of a few friends with big ones who whilst not always banging on about themselves, are certainly not shy about discussing them.

One good friend was telling me all the issues he’s had with his (ex girlfriend who refused to have sex with him the first time she saw it, female housemates nicknaming him ‘donkey’ and being a little bit self conscious about wearing cycling shorts or compression shorts etc). On the other hand, he’s really not shy when it comes to getting naked at the gym, whipping it out to take a leak etc

 

This makes sense. Discussing issues is certainly not the same as bragging about it.

Again, makes sense. I know somebody who's extremely self-conscious about his endowment. Can't wear certain shorts etc. because he's really large flaccid. He's 19 though, so I think he may change his outlook on it further along.
I haven't seen it, but you also can't exactly miss his bulge at any given moment.

 

I had a friend that likes to self-promote as well. I've also heard other people, though rarely, do the same thing. Speaking for my friend, he has a real insecurity issue. He hates it when the spotlight is off him, will stage-hog when the focus goes to someone else, and generally is all that and more-- or at least gives the appearance of it. The big dick talk is a part of it.

Even if he did have a big dick, why broadcast it all the time? Attention. Secure people just don't have a need to do that.

Eventually, I did see my friend's dick. He put it online, and (unfortunately) I bumped across it on tumblr. He didn't live up to his own legend.

 

Exactly.

More often than not, this is usually the end result

 

Lol that’s pretty weird, maybe in his mind he is thinking “Prove me wrong please” and wants to compare

Has he seen yours at all?