I'd love for some of you to list some of the weirdest things you've heard or seen while you have banged!! I will go over mine! I have some from EACH sex partner and some from the girls I've just eaten out! ### THOSE I'VE BANGED ### 1. First GF and first bang! Keep it runnin' (while i was eating her out on the couch. she ALSO was doing this Queen of England wave with her eyes closed as i was munching!) Fuu-huhuh-k... ME! (Banging her on her bedroom floor) 2. Second woman I fucked was a one nighter on NYE 2002. She basically forced herself on me as I was trying to walk home alone. Why are you making me do this? (While she was biting my body and ripping my shirt and pants off) Punch my tits! (Yeah, they were sloppy.) Don't you want my phone number (mid-fuck) 3. Third fuck was an old GF who never fucked me before but we met up later in life and she wanted some fux this time around after dumping her long term BF for cheating Tell me when you cum so I can feel you rinse him out of me!! 4. This fuck turned into my fiancee DEEEEEEP! (This was screamed in guttural growl) If she was on top and was about to come would start pulling her hair, beating her chest and slapped me across the head and face. Major boner withering 5. This fuck was the rebound chick after fiancee left me Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh--iiiiiiii--tttt! (Took about 10 seconds for her to complete one utterance of "shit") JEEEEEE-zusssss! (over and over again in rhythm to her bobbin on my nobbin 6. This was my buddy's sister who I'd throw down on for kicks Pleeeeeeease! I have a hard time trying to... you know... CUMMMM (This was said after she's be tearing the shit out of her awesome brown nips and areolas. 7. This was the girl who replaced my buddy's sister in the house she lived in You're making my bottom half move. Once that happens, I can't help but fuck! I will call it "BRUISER" 8. Some drunk Filipina who I helped barf at some party Ohhhh CHRIS! (My name is not Chris) 9. Some girl I went to HS with and we met 8 years later She never said anything weird or did anything weird A+!!! 10. Some girl who stalked me after I played a show. She got me drunk and took advantage Your tongue is at least 300 volts oooffff... ooooooffff.... ooooooofffff. (over and over. ad nauseam) 11. A nice fat roly poly buddy. Great sopping wet puss on this ho Fuck it Thanks. Wanna eat? (after being done) 12. My wife Oooog. Ooooog! #### PUSSY EATING ONLY ### 1. Girl at work whose house I had to crash at Hard. Core. (I was down there for a long time and she stunk like shit) I'mma jump yo BONES. (Found out I had no rubbers and renegged on that) 2. My sister's friend after she invaded my room after too much drinking Get away from me (After i ate her and made her cum twice) 3. Buddy's stewardess neighbor who was a rebound fling D.... d... Do... you.. watch PORN? (as she's beating me off and I'm sucking her massive, firm E cups) That's all I have. I have other tales like getting my first GF doggiestyle and witnessing a smooshed shit nugget on her anus, but we won't go there.