Best reaction to your large cumshot!

A girl agreed to a facial. Incidentially, it was one of those times where it just shoots with massive force, and I hit her entire face with it, eyes and everything. It was like, one outburst per squirt I think:

"Oh. Ah. *laugh* Shi-hihit. *glurg* ...gaaah...didn't-oop-expect that."
 
After hitting myself in the face with my own first shot: "Aahahahahhahahaha..."

Upon hitting my teeth and open mouth with shot number two: "...ahaAHAHAAAAAAAAA!"

Couldn't stop laughing. The rest of the shots hit my chest, the floor, and wildly targeted random areas while spasmed.
 
I was laying on my bed, watching a really good video on the net. First video i'd ever seen of a girl taking two fat cocks in her vag. I cummed so hard it got me in my eye then i flinched and got the PC screen. Highlight of mylife.
 
I was 22, much younger (but of age) girl gave me a handjob under my covers. She reportedly had only given one other guy a handjob. I came on her stomach - probably about 6 ropes. She said, "I didn't know a gy could produce that much."

A couple of years later I was lying on my back going down on a girl. She took her left hand and started jacking me off. Right before I was going to blow I turned my body slightly so as to set up the shot. I blasted her tits, torso, and abdomen with thick steams of cum. She said, "It's EVERYWHERE." I remember she was especially nervous about the drops on her abdomen on the shaved patch over her clit. I got a roll of toilet paper for her PDQ.

Another girl in college who had never given head before blew me. I knew she didn't have past experience with a guy cumming in her mouth so I made sure to announce, "I'm cumming," well before the shot. She heard me but wanted to go for the gold and try to swallow. She gagged after the first two shots and the rest of my cum just flowed down my shaft and around my balls. She was embarrassed and said, "Sorry." I felt bad, she had nothing to be sorry about trying to take that load. But she was hard on herself.

Then I had one where the girl gave me a handjob and I came alot but it was more liquidy as opposed to thick and syrupy. Based on the ambient light in the room it had a glowing quality to it. She said, impressed, "It's like glitter."
 
"Well THAT will certainly lather my chest fur") he said with a big grin :smile:
 
Was fucking an old GF a while back, and pulled out to cum on her stomach. We had been going at it for some time, so the build up was there. Instead of cumming on just her stomach, I also covered her tits and face as well as painting her headboard and wall. Her immediate reaction was "That's exactly the reason I didn't wash my hair last night"!
 
X from college after I sprayed it all over her pussy, stomach and shot one up to her chin..."Geez! Stop already your getting it everywhere!!!"... followed by "Fuck .... I'm gonna need to shower again before we go out."
 
I don't know if this was the "best" reaction, and I think I must have repressed it up until now, but I do recall - from a handjob - a gal saying, "Are you okay? It looked like your cock was puking cum." One thing about me - I really hate vomit, so the humor was offset by my feeling grossed-out. But admittedly it was one of those real heavers of a cumshot where one thick splooge quickly oozed out after the other. Not the most distance, but a lot of cum and very thick.
 
On my back, on a high fouton, when I shot a huge load airborne that almost hit the ceiling after splashing off her face,,her response " what the fuk was that?"....
 
I was standing over my ex once as she was laying on the floor and when I shot I completely over shot and hit the floor behind her and she slid up to catch the next strands on her face and said "HOW COULD YOU MISS!"
 
I started cumming on her chest, and she just looked and said "Jesus." Then, when I kept going she continued to say, "You cum like a fucking firehose!"