Best thing about being hung

[kahlua123]

When I was single, the best thing was knowing I wouldn't disappoint any girl I might take home, and knowing that she'd tell her freinds afterward and they might want to try, too.

Married, the best thing is knowing my wife is fully satisfied and being able to use something so simple (just a body part - maybe an image of it or a bulge in sweatpants) to get her attention any given day.

 

[Bigone3333]

I’d say knowing that a when a girl talks about her experience with me, it’s about how big I am and how well I use it. Even better when they are initially intimidated by the size of it but then they try take it and end up loving it! Feel like I’ve reset their preferences

 

[shIgreen123]

There is no "best thing" about being hung. Understand that having a big dick yields no value in the real world of real life.

this.

 

[theplayerking]

Back when I was single, being hung was very useful in getting invited to sex parties.

 

[BigToken361]

I don't know if any of these might be the best thing, but if you like amateur porn where you can't even imagine how she manages to take that huge white cock - that's my actual sex life. Even if I am not getting laid and taking matters into my own hands I can pretty quickly conjure up a memory of any number of women of all kinds of shapes and sizes giving me all variations of the cock worship guys on here fantasize about.

Heck, even one time I had my main bank account garnished by the State over a complete bullshit tax dispute. I eventually got it back, but in that moment I really didn't know how I was going to pay that month's bills. I literally thought to myself "Oh, well, at least I still have a huge cock." I went out that night for a couple of beers and ended up taking the bartender home. Started dealing with it in the morning.

Had a bit of a rough week and thought of this post. Literally on Friday after I got home from work, I just started stroking my giant member and felt immediately better; egotistically savoring the length and girth. Went on for about an hour or so until I blew the phattest, creamiest load. After cleaning off for a bit, I poured myself a drink then went out to my hot tub bottomless. I sat there stretched out while watching the sunset, cock lazily plopped onto the bench between my legs, and realized just how great I have it. It was like all the problems were completely forgotten.

 

[Dreyfus42]

The one benefit is that I get to be with guys that are way out of my league. I was at a spa/bath house a month ago and I was the biggest guy there (it was slow and I'm not enormous, but biggest there that day). The rooms in the bath house are private but the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling and I over heard these two guys talking. One was a top and the other was a bottom that I had just finished railing. The top was extremely hot but average sized and he was complaining to his friend that guys were wanting me to fuck them instead of him. He mentioned that I wasn't all that hot compared to him (I wasn't mad, I'm rocking a dad bod, shaved head, big beard, not the traditional hot guy look). He was asking his friend what I had that he didn't and his friend said "dude, he's got a big dick. Yeah you're hot but it's dark in here and you can tell he's hung but not that you're hot".

That's the only best thing I can think of. Doesn't really get me discounts at the store or allowed to go to the front of a queue or anything. It's more annoying sometimes when I have to conceal it or think about what I'm wearing if I'm in a place that it's not appropriate to show off.

 

[Dreyfus42]

Had a bit of a rough week and thought of this post. Literally on Friday after I got home from work, I just started stroking my giant member and felt immediately better; egotistically savoring the length and girth. Went on for about an hour or so until I blew the phattest, creamiest load. After cleaning off for a bit, I poured myself a drink then went out to my hot tub bottomless. I sat there stretched out while watching the sunset, cock lazily plopped onto the bench between my legs, and realized just how great I have it. It was like all the problems were completely forgotten.

To quote Da Vinci's Notebook:
(Song: Enormous Penis)

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
… If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)
… I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way (ba-doo-bop-bop)
… Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ah
Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
Pe-ee-ee-nis
Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula
Everybody!
… I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
… Everything is goin' my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my way
Yumm

 

[Kanashi]

To quote Da Vinci's Notebook:
(Song: Enormous Penis)

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
… If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)
… I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way (ba-doo-bop-bop)
… Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ah
Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
Pe-ee-ee-nis
Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula
Everybody!
… I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
… Everything is goin' my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my way
Yumm

okay, i just listened to this. what the fuck?

oh, but if only life were that simple!