Best thing about being hung

[kahlua123]

When I was single, the best thing was knowing I wouldn't disappoint any girl I might take home, and knowing that she'd tell her freinds afterward and they might want to try, too.

Married, the best thing is knowing my wife is fully satisfied and being able to use something so simple (just a body part - maybe an image of it or a bulge in sweatpants) to get her attention any given day.

 

[Bigone3333]

I’d say knowing that a when a girl talks about her experience with me, it’s about how big I am and how well I use it. Even better when they are initially intimidated by the size of it but then they try take it and end up loving it! Feel like I’ve reset their preferences

 

[shIgreen123]

There is no "best thing" about being hung. Understand that having a big dick yields no value in the real world of real life.

this.

 

[theplayerking]

Back when I was single, being hung was very useful in getting invited to sex parties.

 

[BigToken361]

I don't know if any of these might be the best thing, but if you like amateur porn where you can't even imagine how she manages to take that huge white cock - that's my actual sex life. Even if I am not getting laid and taking matters into my own hands I can pretty quickly conjure up a memory of any number of women of all kinds of shapes and sizes giving me all variations of the cock worship guys on here fantasize about.

Heck, even one time I had my main bank account garnished by the State over a complete bullshit tax dispute. I eventually got it back, but in that moment I really didn't know how I was going to pay that month's bills. I literally thought to myself "Oh, well, at least I still have a huge cock." I went out that night for a couple of beers and ended up taking the bartender home. Started dealing with it in the morning.

Had a bit of a rough week and thought of this post. Literally on Friday after I got home from work, I just started stroking my giant member and felt immediately better; egotistically savoring the length and girth. Went on for about an hour or so until I blew the phattest, creamiest load. After cleaning off for a bit, I poured myself a drink then went out to my hot tub bottomless. I sat there stretched out while watching the sunset, cock lazily plopped onto the bench between my legs, and realized just how great I have it. It was like all the problems were completely forgotten.

 

[Dreyfus42]

The one benefit is that I get to be with guys that are way out of my league. I was at a spa/bath house a month ago and I was the biggest guy there (it was slow and I'm not enormous, but biggest there that day). The rooms in the bath house are private but the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling and I over heard these two guys talking. One was a top and the other was a bottom that I had just finished railing. The top was extremely hot but average sized and he was complaining to his friend that guys were wanting me to fuck them instead of him. He mentioned that I wasn't all that hot compared to him (I wasn't mad, I'm rocking a dad bod, shaved head, big beard, not the traditional hot guy look). He was asking his friend what I had that he didn't and his friend said "dude, he's got a big dick. Yeah you're hot but it's dark in here and you can tell he's hung but not that you're hot".

That's the only best thing I can think of. Doesn't really get me discounts at the store or allowed to go to the front of a queue or anything. It's more annoying sometimes when I have to conceal it or think about what I'm wearing if I'm in a place that it's not appropriate to show off.

 

[Dreyfus42]

Had a bit of a rough week and thought of this post. Literally on Friday after I got home from work, I just started stroking my giant member and felt immediately better; egotistically savoring the length and girth. Went on for about an hour or so until I blew the phattest, creamiest load. After cleaning off for a bit, I poured myself a drink then went out to my hot tub bottomless. I sat there stretched out while watching the sunset, cock lazily plopped onto the bench between my legs, and realized just how great I have it. It was like all the problems were completely forgotten.

To quote Da Vinci's Notebook:
(Song: Enormous Penis)

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
… If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)
… I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way (ba-doo-bop-bop)
… Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ah
Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
Pe-ee-ee-nis
Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula
Everybody!
… I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
… Everything is goin' my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my way
Yumm

 

[Kanashi]

To quote Da Vinci's Notebook:
(Song: Enormous Penis)

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
… If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)
… I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way (ba-doo-bop-bop)
… Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ah
Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
Pe-ee-ee-nis
Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula
Everybody!
… I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
… Everything is goin' my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my way
Yumm

okay, i just listened to this. what the fuck?

oh, but if only life were that simple!

 

[dvsdz]

Best thing? Opportunities for hook ups with people who seek me out for it. Everyone knows or finds out from others and I get to choose the ones I want from those who approach. It began with my older sister's friends, then women at uni, then women at work, then the net & social media happened. Men happened too. It's a feeling of power.

Wouldn't guess? How secret it is kept. Public life, private life, secret life. Think Gay Talese's Thy Neighbor's Wife. You might not guess how unhappy or unfulfilled people are in their sex lives and what they'll do to break out of sociosexual norms. I almost said straitjacket. Prison is a better word.

Though it seemed like it at the time it's no accident I was doing sex work by the time I started university. The demand was there. The desire is there. It's always been there no matter how deeply underground.

Romantic or not people consume sex.

what kind of sex work

 

[halcyondays]

what kind of sex work

Hooking up with women after hours at the hotel where I worked during college then in my late twenties when I was a masseuse with both women and men.

It was pretty much standard sex. The kinkiest it got was being hired to bull when I worked at the hotel. Me young, they middle aged couples though I did use harnesses and slings with some of my massage customers who were into it.

 

[Jacksbiguncutcock]

I love the look in their eyes when they pull it out and the dirty talk as they suck me off!!!

 

[Smoke10]

I wouldnt know

 

[BBC_Leo]

Knowing the look on her face when she sees it erect for the first time.

Never gets old.

 

[BBC_Leo]

There is no "best thing" about being hung. Understand that having a big dick yields no value in the real world of real life.

A big dick is good for porn, good for size queens, and that's about it.

Having a big dick doesn't make your wait time in the doctor's office any faster, a big dick doesn't give you discounts at the grocery story, putting "big dick" on your resume doesn't get you a job faster, having a big dick doesn't let you cut the line at the grocery story checkout, a big dick doesn't make you more likeable, a big dick doesn't give you more opportunities in life that brings value, and so forth... get the picture?

Having big dick energy does....

 

[RaskaYu]

Knowing the look on her face when she sees it erect for the first time.

Never gets old.

Damn I miss this one after being in a relationship for sooo long. The first time it was always quite something, almost magical. Silence. Smiles. No complains at all. Some real compliments.

I rarely got some of that pornographic cock worshiping but some gals were genuinely and pleasantly surprised. I loved knowing that my tool was more than adecuate.

I guess this was the best, I didnt got to live any of this Midnight Cowboy life you guys are talking about. If I only knew I was that big back then...

 

[halcyondays]

I guess this was the best, I didnt got to live any of this Midnight Cowboy life you guys are talking about.

My experience wasn't as seedy as Midnight Cowboy, lol. I fell into it accidentally at the hotel. Word spread. Women started asking for me. There were regulars. The seediest thing might have been that my boss's boss's boss--a regional manager--said she would be sending female patrons my way. I don't know if she was pimping me ie taking a cut. It was all hush hush. Plausible deniability and all. She sampled the goods for free, though.

I wasn't a Midnight Cowboy--just a Man After Midnight.

 

[RaskaYu]

My experience wasn't as seedy as Midnight Cowboy, lol. I fell into it accidentally at the hotel. Word spread. Women started asking for me. There were regulars. The seediest thing might have been that my boss's boss's boss--a regional manager--said she would be sending female patrons my way. I don't know if she was pimping me ie taking a cut. It was all hush hush. Plausible deniability and all. She sampled the goods for free, though.

I wasn't a Midnight Cowboy--just a Man After Midnight.

That's cool! By the way I didn't mean Midnight Cowboy as pejorative or anything, I love that movie and the book is actually pretty well written and underrated.

When I worked in fashion and modeling it coincided with my most bi-curious and dandy libertine phase, some great rich milfs and even a bunch of middle age gay artist/intelectuals got quite interested in having me around. I didn't do anything blatantly sexual with them but reflecting on it after some years I was like catnip to them. If they knew I was packing that would have gotten ballistic I guess.

I didn't really want that attention (though it was... intoxicating at the same time) but know I reflect and realize I had quite the business opportunity there The Midnight Cowboy that never was.