Big dick tricks

[JacquesValue]

"Party Tricks" that demonstrate how big your dick is.
Show off for your friends, or just enjoy it yourself.

Dressing and tucking

• Fold it in half in your underwear
• Tuck it down one leg of your trousers
• Keep it between your ass cheeks

Pissing

• You don't want to open your jeans, so you just pull your dick out over your belt to piss.
• It’s the middle of the night and you don’t want to make noise. You tuck your dick as you sit down, and just piss with the head underwater. (American high-water toilets)

Stuff on my dick

• Coins in a row
• Balancing coke cans (Kenreg Tumblr)
• Toothpaste shelf (Edu Picasso)

Self sex

• Self suck
• Self fuck
• Tickle your nipples with your prehensile dick
  

Add to list, or post proof performing the above.

 

[Silbot.]

No balloon animals? I really like the guy on here who can do a credible impression of the Loch Ness Monster. It's impressive. In fact, it may have been his dick in those grainy photos all along.

 

[JacquesValue]

No balloon animals?

Myself, I haven't been able to tie a single knot. But I can do the Hamburger, and the Didgeridoo.