Big dick tricks

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by elrond, Jul 6, 2018.

  1. elrond

    elrond Well-Known Member

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    "Party Tricks" that demonstrate how big your dick is.
    Show off for your friends, or just enjoy it yourself.

    Dressing and tucking
    • Fold it in half in your underwear
    • Tuck it down one leg of your trousers
    • Keep it between your ass cheeks
    Pissing
    • You don't want to open your jeans, so you just pull your dick out over your belt to piss.
    • It’s the middle of the night and you don’t want to make noise. You tuck your dick as you sit down, and just piss with the head underwater. (American high-water toilets)
    Stuff on my dick
    Self sex
    • Self suck
    • Self fuck
    • Tickle your nipples with your prehensile dick
    Add to list, or post proof performing the above.
     
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    Silbot. Well-Known Member

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    No balloon animals? I really like the guy on here who can do a credible impression of the Loch Ness Monster. It's impressive. In fact, it may have been his dick in those grainy photos all along.
     
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    elrond Well-Known Member

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    Myself, I haven't been able to tie a single knot. But I can do the Hamburger, and the Didgeridoo.
     
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