"Party Tricks" that demonstrate how big your dick is. Show off for your friends, or just enjoy it yourself. Dressing and tucking Fold it in half in your underwear Tuck it down one leg of your trousers Keep it between your ass cheeks Pissing You don't want to open your jeans, so you just pull your dick out over your belt to piss. It’s the middle of the night and you don’t want to make noise. You tuck your dick as you sit down, and just piss with the head underwater. (American high-water toilets) Stuff on my dick Coins in a row Balancing coke cans (Kenreg Tumblr) Toothpaste shelf (Edu Picasso) Self sex Self suck Self fuck Tickle your nipples with your prehensile dick Add to list, or post proof performing the above.