To be fair, paparazzi photos show Pitt's actually average, or, at worst, small-average. Seems even the rich and famous can have a touch of SPH in them! Don't we all? He also claimed to be "the worst lay in the Western Hemisphere"! (We both can't claim the same things, can we? I'm obviously the clear winner!Okay, they look legit. But it would be really really hot if the small guy were the top! No man should so perfect as that giant!Give us little guys something to hope for! (PS. I'm 6'3")
And, BTW, doesn't the little guy look a lot like Brad Pitt? Who claimed to be "hung like a hamster"? Whose best friend George Clooney once posted a sticker on the back of his car
reading "SMALL PENIS ON BOARD"? `
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You can't twice be People's "Sexiest Man Alive", snagged Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston (my crush, confuse her with my wife), have six children (even if some adopted), and have a little tiddler, can you? No matter what @fangs_ says, I'd switch places with Brad any day, even if he does have a bigger penis.
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