Britney's answering machine

[Shelby]

from Letterman's top ten messages left on Britney Spears answering machine

This is NASA calling. We think you may be astronaut material.

 

[Pryvate]

"This is the bowl-a-rama center... We think your head can help us..."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"This is the Sinead O' Connor fan club; we're still in the process of reviewing YOUR application."

 

[Pecker]

Thenk you for calling the Lobotomy Clinic. Who am I?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"Hewwo, Bwitney, this is Elmer Fudd cawwing back. I appweciate you shaving your head wike that, but sooner or water my wife would find out we'd bweak up."