Bumper Snickers

[ghb69]

What are some of the best ones you have seen?

Saw this one yesterday.


I do not skinny dip. I chunky dunk.

A classic redneck one.

Pass with care driver chews tobacco.

 

[SpeedoMike]

on an RV:

If you can read this
Please Turn Me Over

 

[SpeedoMike]

on an electrical contractor's truck:

Electricians Do It
With Open Shorts

 

[nudeyorker]

I've never had a bumper sticker, but when I bought my last car the dealer gave me one and I was tickled by it so it's on my bumper.Adults are just kids with money!:biggrin1:

 

[ghb69]

if you can read this you are too close

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'm not speeding; Im qualifying!
"Unless you're a hemmorhoid, get off my ass! If you're gonna ride my ass, then at least pull my hair!
Driver carries no cash- he's married!

 

[ghb69]

Miners go deeper

 

[invisibleman]

I saw this on a Honda Civic hooked behind a really expensive RV.

"YOU WOULD BE SLOW TOO IF YOU WERE PUSHING THIS BIG ASS RV."

:biggrin1:

 

[drumstyck]

saw this yesterday, and it confused me:

7' - 4 1/8"
it's a girl thing

at first my reaction was she has a minimum dicksize, but then i looked again and realized the measurement was seven FEET, 4 and one-eighth INCHES...so maybe she only fucks basketball players? or maybe its something completely non-sexual and my mind is just in the gutter

 

[ghb69]

Saw today:


Housework must not suck,
or men would enjoy it.

 

[willow78]

On a milk-truck in an episode of "Father Ted":

Milkmen do it on your doorstep.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hunters make the best lovers 'cause they shoot in the bush, and they eat what they shoot.

 

[Oliver_Clothesoff]

I used to have a couple. One said:

Help, the paranoids are after me!

The other was:

Support mental health or I'll kill you.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

One I just remembered I should use @ work, but shouldn't also;

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE HELPS, OR THEY'LL TRAIN YOU.

 

[ghb69]

How is this one for the office???

Sexual Harassment Is Not a Problem.
In This Office it is a Benefit.​

 

[ghb69]

This one could help road rage.


Would you quit honking. I can not hear my cell phone.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

This one could help road rage.


Would you quit honking. I can not hear my cell phone.

Rednecks always use, ""Keep honking; I'm reloading!"

 

[accemb]

'My dog is smarter than your honor student'

 

[HiddenLacey]

How about

If you can read this, you should have great insurance...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Then there's always the one that goes, "IF you can read this, put me back on the barstool"