Bushism?

[Elmer Gantry]

Rarely is the question asked, . . . is our children learning?

2001 Washington TV/Radio Correspondents dinner

ROFLMAO!!

 

[Elmer Gantry]

This is a classic

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. "

5/7/2004, upon signing a US$417 billion defense spending bill
Video at The Smoking Gun

 

[BearGut340]

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot!

 

[Elmer Gantry]

You can't read a newspaper if you can't read.

Speech, 6/7/2004

 

[Elmer Gantry]

"Dealing with Congress is a matter of give and take. The president doesn't get everything he wants, the Congress doesn't get everything they want. But we're finding good common ground. A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. "


Statement, Washington, DC, 26/7/2001

 

[Principessa]

"All of us in America want there to be fairness when it comes to justice."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

Click here to see video of Bush's comments. The Bushism is at 17:19.

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."—New York, Sept. 26, 2007

Click here to see video of Bush's comments. The Bushism is at 8:40.

 

[Calboner]

I think that the funniest ones have already been quoted. Here is a less well-known one that GWB uttered in the course of his interview with Scott Pelley on Sixty Minutes a year ago (Jan. 14, 2008):

"You can't get elected unless at least fifty percent of the people who vote say we want you in office."

Alas, his interviewer lacked either the presence of mind or the balls to say, "But, Mr. President, by that standard, you were not elected in 2000."