Buying Condoms

[Inshape69]

When you were younger did you ever have an awkward buying condoms experience that you would care to share.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

We have to buy tampons/pads etc too.

None of it is embarrassing. Just another thing to get at the grocery store.

 

[TinyPrincess]

How can buying condoms be awkward?

 

[LaFemme]

We get poked and prodded at the doctor’s office, buy feminine hygiene products, get measured for bras, try on bathing suits - there’s nothing that can embarrass us.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I had to buy condoms at the same time as wood filler and rope once. That's an awkward combination.

 

[LaFemme]

I had to buy condoms at the same time as wood filler and rope once. That's an awkward combination.

That’d suggest an awkward sexual encounter!

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Bargain bin cassette of Barry Manilow (a gag gift for a metal head friend), two pounds of grapes and condoms.
The cashier seemed awkward.

I believe in combining trips.

 

[693987]

Nope. Buying condoms was never awkward. Neither was getting them from Planned Parenthood etc. Oh no, safe sex practices and no pregnancy!

 

[AlteredEgo]

That’d suggest an awkward sexual encounter!

Right? Once I realized how strange the combination was, I was torn between making awkward jokes with a human cashier and going to self checkout. Before I could decide, a cashier popped up out of nowhere and asked if I was ready to check out. I was so surprised by her sudden appearance I forgot all my wisecracks. The lady was unphased. I wasn't uncomfortable at any point. I could definitely see the humor though.

Bargain bin cassette of Barry Manilow (a gag gift for a metal head friend), two pounds of grapes and condoms.
The cashier seemed awkward.

I believe in combining trips.

Yeah. I get everything on my shopping list at once if possible.

I almost never buy condoms. I prefer to let the gentleman select what he likes. He wears it, after all. I will occasionally just offer money for his next supply run. I bring the lubes I like. The last time I bought condoms it was because I got a text while I was getting gasoline. I wasn't planning on beeing seen much in public. I didn't have on much. Undressed to impress, if you will. All jiggly cleavage and leg. In the convenience store, I couldn't find the condoms, so I asked for them. I didn't shout, but I didn't whisper. The clerk directed me, but I still didn't see them, so we had a conversation across the front of the store. When I chose a product and turned around, I realized absolutely all eyes were on me. To avoid encouraging chitchat I refused eye contact, as one does. So, I don't know anything about the facial expressions of the people watching me. For me, any awkwardness was my discomfort walking around with so much skin showing. Weirdly, id rather be nude in public than scantily clad.

 

[AlteredEgo]

@Inshape69 didn't you used to have a selfie as your avatar?

 

[Inshape69]

i did yes

 

[LaFemme]

I buy condoms proudly. Yup. I gotta man. I’m gettin’ some. Maybe tonight. Maybe I got a bunch a men. You don’t know me!

 

[AlteredEgo]

i did yes

When people change their avatar after years and years of the same one, it's like when you get used to seeing the same people on your morning commute, and one day red Focus is driving white Malibu, or the other subway passenger in the green parka suddenly parts his hair on the other side . You're squinting like, "Don't I know you?"

 

[Holly Doors]

I used to buy them in boots the chemists along with my hair dye and makeup or whatever I was buying at the time, these days it's all online. Mainly from 'love honey' and 'theyfit'.
Online shopping is way easier and get what you want X

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I buy condoms proudly. Yup. I gotta man. I’m gettin’ some. Maybe tonight. Maybe I got a bunch a men. You don’t know me!

Or, adult ballon decor.

 

[LaFemme]

Or, adult ballon decor.

Sure. Probably that!

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I wonder if once could twist balloon animals out of them.


Hard to believe I don’t smoke pot, innit?

 

[LaFemme]

I wonder if once could twist balloon animals out of them.


Hard to believe I don’t smoke pot, innit?

Me, either. Barely even drink. Yet, I find you hilarious. What is up with that?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Because I’m hilarious, apparently

 

[918177]

Because I’m hilarious, apparently

True that.

I can be funny when I'm not kicking teeth in.

It's a strange world.