Camilla's Wedding Night

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  1. windtalkerways

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    As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle
    last year, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to
    borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.

    When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla
    retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince
    Phillip's.

    As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped
    on the bed and said, "Darling, please be a love and get these shoes
    off. My feet are killing me."

    The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour,
    but it was stuck fast.

    "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"

    "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody
    tight!"

    "Come on! Give it all you've got!"

    There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
    "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"

    In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
    'See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."

    Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

    "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to
    the throne.

    At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy.
    Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
     
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    Bwaaaa haaa haaaa!!!!!!
     
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    LOL, poor Camilla; I really don't think she is that bad. ( i suppose they are kind of equal)

    But really, that is kind of an amazing love story. These 2 have been in love for what?....30 some years? And after all the mess's they have both been through, they still got married.
    It sure seems to be a love that was meant to be.
     
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