Caught without a cum rag

[D_Freddy Bender]

Have you guys ever been in a sleeping arrangement in close quarters with someone (dorm, bedroom with brother, camping) and jacked off thinking you had something by the bed to wipe it up with...

Then after u finished and reached for the rag u discovered it wasn't there?

What did you do with the jizz instead?

 

[D_Rufus_D_Dufus]

I used my sock..lol

 

[hungboy18]

I'd probably swallow it

 

[Sirramm]

Never had that happen so much as I did one night rub one off and used a large wad of facial tissue to clean up with. The next morning after waking my female cousin, whose house I was staying at, 'cleaned' my room. That evening when I was having dinner she mentioned SHE left a hand towel beside my bed and laughed. Talk about wanting to just slink away!!!

 

[youngbeast]

Never been in that position myself, although friends have been and just shot in their boxers.

 

[D_Freddy Bender]

Letting it go in my boxers has been my MO as well. It sucks tho cuz it feels so messy.

 

[silvertriumph2]

At boarding school, summer camp, university, and in the navy...I always kept a sock inside my pillowcase for just those emergency moments.
If I forgot to replace one after using it, I just did the next best
thing...got rid of it internally...:biggrin:

 

[earllogjam]

I just get up and run to the shower before globs of it run down my body and onto the carpet or bedsheet.

 

[OCMuscleJock]

just have to lick it up. no evidence..

 

[curious_angel]

I hear newspapers can be put to good use, when a more suitable "rag" can't be found.

 

[deleted213967]

Spread it across your abdomen as you would a moisterizing lotion.

 

[Scottie2091]

If I am stuck and have nothing else to cum on or clean up with, I usually just cum in my underwear. It sucks though becuase now you are then stuck with a messy spot.

During my first two years of college and sharing a dorm room with another guy, I ended up using condoms a lot when getting myself off at night when my roomate was sleeping. You can get them for free from the student health center, and it made it easy to get off at night. Just get hard, put it on, cum, take it off, roll over, and go to sleep.

To this day, I always keep a condom in my car, just incase I ever get the urge to pleasure myself when out and about.

 

[D_Freddy Bender]

that's a good idea scottie; its' easy to keep everything clean

 

[SilverTrain]

I hear newspapers can be put to good use, when a more suitable "rag" can't be found.

Lol, you never forget anything, do you?

 

[D_Stone Hardson]

haha, I just come all over myself in that situation!

 

[jshine868]

I love my cum so I just let it blast all over my shirt, play with it a little, eat some, rub some on my stomach lol, basically a mix of all the other replies

 

[eoghanlad]

Me too Ive never had a rag and dont want one - I cum on my stomach, chest, arms and rub it in its good for you

 

[Padad7]

Found some old paper towels - gross as hell, but had no choice.... Have also used socks and then just tossed them... When all else fails, swallow the evidence!

 

[mydeepsix]

..some dude's goatee.

 

[Tristain1675]

My kegels are strong enough that I can actually hold back an orgasm. And yes, I have been caught without some tissue and had to do this on more than one occasion...