caught!

I have never been caught, but one time a buddy of mine was sleeping over my place in the living room. I woke up in the middle of the night, and caught him wanking his HUGE tool on my couch while watching a porn. He quickly covered up, and I just told him "Don't worry about it-keep going", and I went back to my room so he could finish.
We laughed about it afterwards.
 
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Yes, a few times by various GF's, which is not too bad. "So THAT's what you do when I'm not around..... is that ALL you do when I'm away?"
A few times by friends. But they all know me anyway, I'm allways naked and known to fuck on the lawn outside etc.
PS my property is shielded by fences and trees, it's not like I am voilating any-one's space. Risk you take when you come visit.
 
my aunt dee (only by marriage) caught me penis pumping, she was 52yrs i was 31yr. shae asked me if you need your big dick sucked why don't you just ask me then! so i did!!!
 
Been close by mum and dad a few times, my older brother has walked in on me in my room was awkward but he didn't hold it against me. Hehe.
My housemate has seen me stroking in the shower but it was not really getting caught more him spying, waited till I got out before I called him out.
 
I got caught self sucking in college...but my roommate was high..so he didnt remember catching me. LOL *wish I could do that now...sigh...* lol

I would'nt mind being caught doing that, as I get accused of being able to....
 
Several times, the last being a couple weeks ago when I crashed at a friends house after a night out.After I thought my friend and his wife had gone to bed, I went out and sat on the back patio facing the pool. I was pretty buzzed and horny, so I started jerking. After about 30 minutes of edging, my friend walks out to smoke a cigarette and there I was with cock in hand. He was totally naked with a semi and we just looked at each other and laughed.Apparently he was having a smoke before going in to bone his wife. I just kept stroking it.
 
In my first year of college, I came home for the holidays via train. I got home at around 2pm and figured nobody was home. I went into my room, pulled everything off and was laying on my bed stroking when I heard my bedroom door squeek open. Apparently, my brother was home sick from school and was asleep when I came home. He stood there shocked, said hi and ran into his room and shut the door. I figured I was screwed but he never mentioned it to my parents. A few days later, I looked at him and said thanks and smiled. He just smiled back.
 
Only lived with my dad growing up so obviously multiple times by him.

Moved out of my house @ 20y.o and moved into a house with a 50ish lady.This nosy bitch of a landlady kept on peeking through my fucking curtains, "accidentally" walking into my room (as in: OPENING THE FUCKING DOOR!!).

Moved out of that house due to the reasons above only to be in another place where the fucking curtains weren't put up. (Living with 2 males and 3 females). Asked multiple times for her to put the curtains up but refused. Had to wank in the corner of the room hoping and praying no one was watching me wank inside (Lights on, dark night).

Moved out of that house and into another (currently in now). On about 3-5 occasions they have peeked through my curtains to see me wank. It hasn't happend in the last 2 months so hoping they have lost interest! Might actually be able to stay here for a while ;)

I've got quite a high drive so I can wank off anywhere from 2 to 8 times a day. (2 minimum)

Really getting fucking irritated by nosy people! But there's my story :D
 
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One time I was jerking at my computer desk in my room. Thought I had locked the door but my teenage niece walked in. I quickly closed the window with the porn and covered up, but I don't know how much she saw. We never talked about it to this day.
 
omg i just remembered! last winter i was staying with my friend. he has a room on the second floor, you enter it from the outside. next to the door is a window from the living room. i get up in the morning, buddy is still asleep. he tells me to go and exercise a bit in the living room. his mom hears something from downstairs, and comes up and sees me through the window with a huge boner in my hand. i ran away, she left. 5 mins later, the woman sends me a text to come down and have some breakfast :) i appologized, she said its fine and that was it but i was ashamed... but i was also happy, shes a nice lookin lady, and her husband cheats on her and doesnt fuck her... she doesnt know. Of course i never said an of this to my friend
 
I've been caught by my brother, and my mom. Neither said anything about it. Hell I used to jerk it in my bed room with several other people in there, though I'd go under covers. When I was in scouts I'd jerk it, usually when I was alone, but occasionally when there were others in there with me. Again in my sleeping bag.
 
yes i have, by a secretary even
at work
>;-p

and no, there was no sex or anything, i heard her trying to quietly scramble away when she'd walked up behind me

needless to say my heart was pounding

we never discussed it ;-p