ChicagoSam Appreciation Thread at 1500 posts

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Don't forget to tell me how much bigger mine is than hers. :wink: And prettier.
You wish!
Come on, LP. There is more than enough of me to go around. And, yes, Big Guy, your penis is prettier, perkier, pinker, and much bigger. *Sam winks as LP confuses his macromastia with his macromania*
With all the balls in the air, you'd think someone was coming!
Ooh, ooh, pick me!
And . . . I . . . pick . . . Madame Zora! Yay!

*The following lyrics sung to the tune of "Girls."*

Balls!
To the right of me!
Balls!
To the left of me!
Balls all over jiggling and free!
Whoops! My balls fell down to my knees!
Balls
Flying over me!
Balls
Swinging under me!
Balls in threes I'm juggling up high!
Whoops! A big one fell in my eye!
 
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Even without ever having seen a picture of Sam he is the person on this forum I'd like to fuck most.
And greater praise or a finer compliment has never been given! *bends over appreciatively*

Dave—you mean to say I have never sent you pics? Please advise and I will remedy that immediately. Sam
 

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And greater praise or a finer compliment has never been given! *bends over appreciatively*

Dave—you mean to say I have never sent you pics? Please advise and I will remedy that immediately. Sam


No you haven't Sam - you know the email address :wink: . I was off to bed soon but I will wait for the email.
 
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Sam is the bomb!!!!:wink:
Aw, gee! You're so sweet, I may have to blow you. Uncut I am coming over to photograph you and your delicious massive cock! In detail! You need new pics. Drop your pants and get naked, Big Boy! And afterwards, I'll tuck you in and tell you an erotic bed time story. We may have to act it out though.