ChicagoSam Posts 3000!

[chicagosam]

Hooker, whore, hussie, harlot - all would be good for you Sam. But I have decided: Sam the Strumpet or Sam'sTrumpet—blow that horn Baby.

I believe there is an oversized skin flute of mine that your highly experienced oral skills and mouth should be blowing first. It's not like it would be the first time.

I offer up my 100th post in homage to the master. I am humbled in your presence, ChiSam-San.:notworthy:

What a good man you are, Chrstphrrr. When Lordpendragon is done giving me lip service, you can take over.:biggrin1: However, thank you for the honor. It is greatly appreciated.

 

[fortiesfun]

A full-tilt whore? Hardly. I'd have to be pushing 6000!:biggrin1:

Ahem...Just read this one. And you thought you gotten away with it.

 

[chicagosam]

Ahem...Just read this one. And you thought you gotten away with it.

You are slipping, aren't you?

90 to go! Later . . .

 

[fortiesfun]

You are slipping, aren't you?

90 to go! Later . . .

That is scarcely an afternoon's work for you. The watch continues...

 

[fortiesfun]

And we have a winner.

Sam, Sam, Post-Whore Man has been accepted into the pantheon of LPSG legends.

He is a Post-Whore Idol.

He is Amazing, in bed and at the keyboard.

4000! In less than a year.

He is my god. I want to be just like him when I grow up, only gay.

:laola: :laola:

 

[basketbulge]

Woohoo!!!​

You may be a whore Sam, but you're a high class one!
And, um, never mind 4000 in a year... you just did 1000 in a week!!!
That's a pace of 52000 a year!!!!!!
Not a surprise considering you're working the same streets as those other
gigantic whores, FF, JB and TK!

*faints*​

 

[fortiesfun]

I think that deserves a bump!

 

[Mr. Snakey]

:fest30: :fest30: :fest30: :fest30: :You_Rock_Emoticon: :dance: :smile: :smile: :tongue: :biggrin1:

 

[Yorkie]

WELL DONE SAM!!!!! I knew you'd get there!:friday: :beerchug2: :laola:

 

[basketbulge]

Congrats on hitting
4500!
You're the man Sam!​

At this rate your avatar will need to change weekly!​