Chris Evans

[Anron]

Why not this one

 

[Mickactual]

Bottom one’s the leaked one, whether it’s actually Chris’ dick or not has not been proven. The top one was posted by some guy on Twitter yesterday and hashtagged it #chrisevansnudechallenge or something to that effect.

Yeah, the higher resolution one is the copycat from Twitter and the lower res one is what Chris leaked out....

So glad I logged on to see these two posts.
Since I was on LPSG last night there are 20 more pages on this Evans thread. These two posts saved me from wasting the time on the rest by summarizing quite nicely, thank You.

 

[Saraalikhanribeye]

Well It’s been a good day.Long live Captain Americocka!

 

[Jaseb1404]

Why not this one

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That's a good one. A little less vascular and it would appear things would be fairly accurate.

 

[5696601]

That's a good one. A little less vascular and it would appear things would be fairly accurate.

I actually appreciate when artists draw proportional dicks. I personally am not really a fan of artists who exaggerate dick sizes and make them as big as their characters' legs. What's closer to reality is what turns me on.

 

[XavDel83]

Saw this on Twitter.

Chris Evans remasterized in color

Well, hello there Captain

 

[dudu9551]

Yeah, the higher resolution one is the copycat from Twitter and the lower res one is what Chris leaked out.

While it's not a thousand percent conclusive, there's almost complete circumstantial certainty that it is him:

- His brother and co-star Mark Ruffalo making light of it on Twitter (remember, his brother Scott lives with Chris so he knows what's up) which rules out the theory it was Scott's dick, and heavily implies they know Chris made the mistake himself.

- The lack of explanation from anyone from a managerial position. This rules out the theories that it was "his social media manager/publicist" who made the error. No manager/publicist alive would allow an actor to take the fall for their mistake. Chris' silence also heavily implies it was his mistake and his alone.

- The date of the screen recording was 1:39 (as we see in the video), and this trended on September 12 around that time, Eastern Time (remember they currently live in Massachusetts). This rules out the idea the screen recording was recorded at another time or from another phone, because if this was sent to him as is, not only would the time stamp be different but Chris would have reviewed the entire thing 15 sec clip and would have seen the dick like we all saw. The fact that it was not reviewed suggests that Chris himself screen recorded the portion he wanted to capture to his Instagram story but never proofed it beforehand.

- The takedowns across the internet by Chris' PR team. If it wasn't his dick, they wouldn't go the extra mile to try to scrub its existence off the internet and they would have said it wasn't his dick by now.

The only other possible explanation that it isn't his dick is if you're implying that Chris saved nudes of guys on his phone, which would imply he's bi or gay. This would be big news either way.

That is why he is not making a statement, if he denies, it is his dick, people would assume it is someone else and that would imply he has dick pics on his phone, no straight guy will have them lol reminds me of what happened to Nate from HBOs Euphoria

 

[Anron]

That's a good one. A little less vascular and it would appear things would be fairly accurate.

I mean according to one person here (or several, i don’t even know anymore) “Chris’s dick has 3 prominent veins that Scott’s does not” and that is certainly a girthy, veiny dick.

I actually appreciate when artists draw proportional dicks. I personally am not really a fan of artists who exaggerate dick sizes and make them as big as their characters' legs. What's closer to reality is what turns me on.

agreed 100%. one of the artists (I think Martin fuhrerer or whatever his name is) sketches them yuge and wayyyy out of proportion. it’s not attractive, it’s a turn-off. Au-naturale, baby

 

[Jemoen]

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[Jemoen]

doucle post

 

[Gemris]

Why not this one

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That would be the best selling movie of all time.

 

[freddielm]

His dick pic keeps getting posted and posted. This is one of those times where I don't mind. Keep posting America's cock!!

 

[Manu21]

Yeah, the higher resolution one is the copycat from Twitter and the lower res one is what Chris leaked out.

While it's not a thousand percent conclusive, there's almost complete circumstantial certainty that it is him:

- His brother and co-star Mark Ruffalo making light of it on Twitter (remember, his brother Scott lives with Chris so he knows what's up) which rules out the theory it was Scott's dick, and heavily implies they know Chris made the mistake himself.

- The lack of explanation from anyone from a managerial position. This rules out the theories that it was "his social media manager/publicist" who made the error. No manager/publicist alive would allow an actor to take the fall for their mistake. Chris' silence also heavily implies it was his mistake and his alone.

- The date of the screen recording was 1:39 (as we see in the video), and this trended on September 12 around that time, Eastern Time (remember they currently live in Massachusetts). This rules out the idea the screen recording was recorded at another time or from another phone, because if this was sent to him as is, not only would the time stamp be different but Chris would have reviewed the entire thing 15 sec clip and would have seen the dick like we all saw. The fact that it was not reviewed suggests that Chris himself screen recorded the portion he wanted to capture to his Instagram story but never proofed it beforehand.

- The takedowns across the internet by Chris' PR team. If it wasn't his dick, they wouldn't go the extra mile to try to scrub its existence off the internet and they would have said it wasn't his dick by now.

The only other possible explanation that it isn't his dick is if you're implying that Chris saved nudes of guys on his phone, which would imply he's bi or gay. This would be big news either way.

Hi !! you have almost all the points there to believe that it is him !! I also think it is him but there is something that makes me doubt ..

* first in almost 20 years his dick would never have leaked and that he did it by mistake in ig history... really ?
* his family and friends they are taking it as a joke what happened .. in a way that makes think that maybe they know it wasn't his dick? Even his mother made a comment that said it was another typical day?
* his brother lives in LA not with chris .. we think he's with him now but we don't know for sure !! dick pic is not so clear to see if it is not of Scott !! maybe Scott send the video from his reel to chris and he didn't realize it when he posted it? The time is important I know .. but it could be from that same day .. he send it at that time and Chris published it a few minutes later.. maybe that's why Scott was joking with that tweet and sending a shadow that maybe it's him or even none of them? ... neither I would not be surprised if it was actually a pic that someone sent him or download... to not show his real dick to someone who.. just met especially being a celebrity ?

* chris has an interview tomorrow maybe there he will say something about all this !! if he apologize for his pic it is totally him... but if he say that they sent he the video without seeing it first that means it was not him !!

 

[Triplexintx]

Its a good looking dick. No need to be embarrassed, no need to apologize. Just say yep that's my dick and the story is over.

 

[Player_01]

* first in almost 20 years his dick would never have leaked and that he did it by mistake in ig history... really ?

So he was careful and eventually slipped. It's not that suspicious. He finally slipped up with a shot of his camera roll. You know how many friends show a pic and then say "don't swipe left or right"? It was just one of those moments.

Yes it could have been Scott's video but I think Chris's PR team would have pushed for Scott to own it if it was. Why would they all let Chris take the blame if it was just another nude of Scott's?

I think the simple explanation is probably the true one.

And if he says anything it will be another joke like "no, I haven't been online for a bit what happened?"

 

[2804031]

So he was careful

he wasn’t on Insta for a very long time and when I saw this I thought “he doesnt even have an Insta” it might be a long time before he does again.

 

[MAnth0n]

Its a good looking dick. No need to be embarrassed, no need to apologize. Just say yep that's my dick and the story is over.

THIS. If your leaked nudes look good just embrace it. No need to be embarrassed or make a big deal.

 

[Sethxxx]

Hi !! you have almost all the points there to believe that it is him !! I also think it is him but there is something that makes me doubt ..

* first in almost 20 years his dick would never have leaked and that he did it by mistake in ig history... really ?
* his family and friends they are taking it as a joke what happened .. in a way that makes think that maybe they know it wasn't his dick? Even his mother made a comment that said it was another typical day?
* his brother lives in LA not with chris .. we think he's with him now but we don't know for sure !! dick pic is not so clear to see if it is not of Scott !! maybe Scott send the video from his reel to chris and he didn't realize it when he posted it? The time is important I know .. but it could be from that same day .. he send it at that time and Chris published it a few minutes later.. maybe that's why Scott was joking with that tweet and sending a shadow that maybe it's him or even none of them? ... neither I would not be surprised if it was actually a pic that someone sent him or download... to not show his real dick to someone who.. just met especially being a celebrity ?

* chris has an interview tomorrow maybe there he will say something about all this !! if he apologize for his pic it is totally him... but if he say that they sent he the video without seeing it first that means it was not him !!

That first point is so dumb lmao literally anyone can slip up he's not actually super human like in the movies you know

 

[Stefan123]

Lmao I’m dead at all the comments here I hope other celebs come out with their private parts to. Hope it’s Channing Tatum, Eric Bana, John Krasinski, or Hugh Jackman

 

[Anron]

Lmao I’m dead at all the comments here I hope other celebs come out with their private parts to. Hope it’s Channing Tatum, Eric Bana, John Krasinski, or Hugh Jackman

hey hey hey, no love for Henry Cavill? He’s my most wanted. one down, one to go. Thank you, Mr. Evans.