Chris Evans

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Okay, totally unscientific poll time (which is actually about me trying to win an argument with a friend). Hit the corresponding like button reactions below... which do you prefer? (And just to be as scientifically unscientific as possible, I won't tell you which I prefer and which one my friend with inferior taste prefers)

:heart_eyes: Beard?
or
:eek: No Beard?
 
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Okay, totally unscientific poll time (which is actually about me trying to win an argument with a friend). Hit the corresponding like button reactions below... which do you prefer? (And just to be as scientifically unscientific as possible, I won't tell you which I prefer and which one my friend with inferior taste prefers)

:heart_eyes: Beard?
or
:eek: No Beard?
Can I pick both? I wouldn't say no to a 3-way with both versions of Chris. ;) ok, ok I make a choice. :p
 
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Okay, totally unscientific poll time (which is actually about me trying to win an argument with a friend). Hit the corresponding like button reactions below... which do you prefer? (And just to be as scientifically unscientific as possible, I won't tell you which I prefer and which one my friend with inferior taste prefers)

:heart_eyes: Beard?
or
:eek: No Beard?
I'm going no beard but I acknowledge that that's probably not the winning choice.
 
What's he doing with his hand and does he need help
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The extremely fortunate humans in charge of draining his balls dry before he left the house must have not done it that day so they're heavy and full. I trust there were plenty of volunteers everywhere he went
 
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Okay, totally unscientific poll time (which is actually about me trying to win an argument with a friend). Hit the corresponding like button reactions below... which do you prefer? (And just to be as scientifically unscientific as possible, I won't tell you which I prefer and which one my friend with inferior taste prefers)

:heart_eyes: Beard?
or
:eek: No Beard?
BOTH
but I would choose to marry with the no-beard Chris.
 
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Dunno if y’all have seen gay romcom Bros, stars and is directed by Billy Eichner. Billy said in an interview he could’ve easily casted Chris as his love interest but he wanted lesser lgbt actors to have a platform. The movie ended up flopping...bitch really fumbled a huge bag and ruined our chances of ever seeing a nude frontal from Chris especially in a gay setting due to some fucking moral compass…:sob::sob:

Neveremind. You still have the pleasure of seeing Chris with "Billy on the Street" :D

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He speaks and makes gestures with his hands a lot. He must be good with his hands. Just guessing.
U see how huge his palms r?
How big his arms r?
How thick his fingers r?
Baby that aint a guess lol