Chris Evans

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Classic scene. It would be interesting to see Chris re-create this. The only thing better would be having access to any footage left on the cutting-room floor.
 
He wants to be asked to pose nude, it was a publicity stunt. He's made his millions and is getting old for a celebrity. Posing nude now is not going to ruin a successful, budding career. He knows he's hot and knows the world wants to see his dick no matter how big it is.
 
I want to talk about something else concerning gorgeous 42-year-old man Chris Evans.

Somewhere recently I read a story about him, and the commenter said he couldn't for the life of him figure out why Chris Evans wore his sideburns as long as he did. Being a fan of longer sideburns myself I started googling. The more I looked I saw just how prevalent his sideburns have been through the years and at varying lengths, but usually always on the longer, prominent side. Then I suddenly remembered gorgeous Hollywood icon Luke Perry (RIP Luke) and his defining, oh-so perfect, long, slender sideburns. I googled again and found many photos of Perry's trademark burns, even a couple of pictures where they were taken off at a short length. The gorgeous man looked naked without his sideburns.. Just like Tom Selleck looks without his mustache. Then I thought of legendary icon James Dean, who was famous for a lot of things including long sideburns. So I was left thinking, what is the connection between these three men? I thought the same about all of them - First, they were three of the best-looking men to grace Hollywood and they all had trademark long sideburns. Some may not like sideburns but if you gaze at these men's statements of facial hair long enough, (at least to me) you can't help but see their distinct beauty, how they perfectly frame a handsome male face and give it such strength.

I wondered if Luke Perry decided to follow in James Dean's footsteps by sporting trademark sideburns (Perry did bare a striking resemblance to Dean) and if Chris Evans' fixation might have been Luke Perry, whose sideburn footsteps he decided to follow in.

Seems some of the absolute finest looking actors had one thing in common, their trademark sideburns.

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I want to talk about something else concerning gorgeous 42-year-old man Chris Evans.

Somewhere recently I read a story about him, and the commenter said he couldn't for the life of him figure out why Chris Evans wore his sideburns as long as he did. Being a fan of longer sideburns myself I started googling. The more I looked I saw just how prevalent his sideburns have been through the years and at varying lengths, but usually always on the longer, prominent side. Then I suddenly remembered gorgeous Hollywood icon Luke Perry (RIP Luke) and his defining, oh-so perfect, long, slender sideburns. I googled again and found many photos of Perry's trademark burns, even a couple of pictures where they were taken off at a short length. The gorgeous man looked naked without his sideburns.. Just like Tom Selleck looks without his mustache. Then I thought of legendary icon James Dean, who was famous for a lot of things including long sideburns. So I was left thinking, what is the connection between these three men? I thought the same about all of them - First, they were three of the best-looking men to grace Hollywood and they all had trademark long sideburns. Some may not like sideburns but if you gaze at these men's statements of facial hair long enough, (at least to me) you can't help but see their distinct beauty, how they perfectly frame a handsome male face and give it such strength.

I wondered if Luke Perry decided to follow in James Dean's footsteps by sporting trademark sideburns (Perry did bare a striking resemblance to Dean) and if Chris Evans' fixation might have been Luke Perry, whose sideburn footsteps he decided to follow in.

Seems some of the absolute finest looking actors had one thing in common, their trademark sideburns.

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James has a Ryan Phillipe ting going on here— which tbf is good? Or vice versa obvs
 
Classic scene. It would be interesting to see Chris re-create this. The only thing better would be having access to any footage left on the cutting-room floor.
This was Evans at his PEAK. He looks so plastic now, almost feminine looking even.
 
Hear me out- and this may be an unpopular opinion but I think that the dick pic in his photo album is definitely someone else’s and not his.

How many of you save your own dick pics? You take them, send them and delete them.

However, you’d probably save someone else’s.
 
Hear me out- and this may be an unpopular opinion but I think that the dick pic in his photo album is definitely someone else’s and not his.

How many of you save your own dick pics? You take them, send them and delete them.

However, you’d probably save someone else’s.
Wholeheartedly agree. Shortly after "the pic" was leaked, he started wearing tighter pants with a visible bulge out of nowhere. Then shortly after he's suddenly dating someone and it turns into a private marriage where guests had to sign an NDA and no cameras were allowed. It seems like a strange series of a events.
 
Hear me out- and this may be an unpopular opinion but I think that the dick pic in his photo album is definitely someone else’s and not his.

How many of you save your own dick pics? You take them, send them and delete them.

However, you’d probably save someone else’s.
It looks just like Renner's leaked pics.
 
Hear me out- and this may be an unpopular opinion but I think that the dick pic in his photo album is definitely someone else’s and not his.

How many of you save your own dick pics? You take them, send them and delete them.

However, you’d probably save someone else’s.
I mean.....I don't think people usually do that. I save them under a hidden folder cause it's just easier to send out that way. I'm not gonna take a new pic every damn time. I got decent lighting in my dick pic and it never changes so it's not like I have to update it.