Chris pratt

[runningcrazy]

Finally new content to jerk off, whos with me

Already done it

 

[runningcrazy]

fuck, I need him to fuck me hard

Without mercy, just use me to fulfill his needs

 

[GetThatTribute]

Already done it

So much cum for a not even full body showing video, this man is unreal to me

 

[validonyork]

he looks better chubby

 

[runningcrazy]

he looks better chubby

Look at that cock bulge

 

[zabakingboy]

he looks better chubby

Fact.

 

[alexcachondo]

Already done it

Same yesterday and now too. Just seeing him makes me instant hard.

 

[Tphilatl]

Removed the lady using AI. This one will do. Haha View attachment 177911331

Would love to see that D.

 

[FutureMrsSethMeyers]

I watched that terrible movie he made when he was young where his character (& his surprisingly handsome costar) go into a "Porn" alternate universe where his character is Porn Jesus (no really). His character does describe to someone over the phone that he's 5 & 7/8 inches but really wide with "devastating girth" and prefers nipple clamps to strap-ons. I'd clip the scene but a minor shows up on screen to buy cigarettes from him at the same time he's describing it.

And if anyone is wondering yes there is a gay porn aspect of that porn universe. The protagonists walk into one room with two guys kissing, then promptly say sorry & yeet right out cause this is a bad early 2000's film and no homo or whatever.

 

[Mickactual]

Deep In The Valley - 2009. Scott Caan & Brendan Hines are in it too. I lucked into the DVD for $1 at a Dollar Tree Store!

 

[FutureMrsSethMeyers]

Deep In The Valley - 2009. Scott Caan & Brendan Hines are in it too. I lucked into the DVD for $1 at a Dollar Tree Store!

it's also on tubi for free. I don't really recommend it but Pratt isn't at all bad in it, it's just a very early 2000's bro-ey type of humor.

 

[Applesauce Johnny]

In my head, Deep In The Valley will be forever filed as The One Where This Happens:

 

[Vinzlow]

In my head, Deep In The Valley will be forever filed as The One Where This Happens:
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Is that actually his ass? Looks fake for some reason lol. his ass in wanted for comparison

 

[Damagedbaker]

Is that actually his ass? Looks fake for some reason lol. his ass in wanted for comparisonView attachment 178120471

It looks like him, but his weight fluctuates. I love that he’s shown his ass so many times in movies so we’ve seen it in many beautiful states

 

[Damagedbaker]

It looks the same to me

 

[Highnoon]

I love that brief scene of Chris In Passengers

 

[Damagedbaker]

I love how him posting perfectly chaste birthday content revitalized ass posts and boner talk

 

[FutureMrsSethMeyers]

Some other noteworthy scenes. I like hearing him say cocksucker at least.

 

[FutureMrsSethMeyers]

 

[FutureMrsSethMeyers]

And on the complete other end, here's him being cheesy today with his wife.