Chris pratt

I watched that terrible movie he made when he was young where his character (& his surprisingly handsome costar) go into a "Porn" alternate universe where his character is Porn Jesus (no really). His character does describe to someone over the phone that he's 5 & 7/8 inches but really wide with "devastating girth" and prefers nipple clamps to strap-ons. I'd clip the scene but a minor shows up on screen to buy cigarettes from him at the same time he's describing it.
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And if anyone is wondering yes there is a gay porn aspect of that porn universe. The protagonists walk into one room with two guys kissing, then promptly say sorry & yeet right out cause this is a bad early 2000's film and no homo or whatever.
 
:emoji_point_up: Deep In The Valley - 2009. Scott Caan & Brendan Hines are in it too. I lucked into the DVD for $1 at a Dollar Tree Store!
it's also on tubi for free. I don't really recommend it but Pratt isn't at all bad in it, it's just a very early 2000's bro-ey type of humor.
 
Is that actually his ass? Looks fake for some reason lol. his ass in wanted for comparisonView attachment 178120471
It looks like him, but his weight fluctuates. I love that he’s shown his ass so many times in movies so we’ve seen it in many beautiful states