Chris pratt

I watched that terrible movie he made when he was young where his character (& his surprisingly handsome costar) go into a "Porn" alternate universe where his character is Porn Jesus (no really). His character does describe to someone over the phone that he's 5 & 7/8 inches but really wide with "devastating girth" and prefers nipple clamps to strap-ons. I'd clip the scene but a minor shows up on screen to buy cigarettes from him at the same time he's describing it.
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And if anyone is wondering yes there is a gay porn aspect of that porn universe. The protagonists walk into one room with two guys kissing, then promptly say sorry & yeet right out cause this is a bad early 2000's film and no homo or whatever.
 
Is that actually his ass? Looks fake for some reason lol. his ass in wanted for comparisonView attachment 178120471
It looks like him, but his weight fluctuates. I love that he’s shown his ass so many times in movies so we’ve seen it in many beautiful states
 
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