cock size and fertility,Does it matter?

[Honey_Grrrl83]

Okay,I hate to run the risk of sounding incredibly stupid but are hung guys more fertile than small or average guys? I just turned 23 in March and my biological clock is ticking away,my boyfriend and I are very,very interested in having a baby so I was curious if his endowment could improve his odds

 

[tallguypns]

In a word. No. I guess that was 4 words. Dammit now it's 15 words. I better quit typing now. (20)

 

[D_alex8]

Exactly what tallguy said. Except in a case of micropenis (which is a whole separate condition anyway), size has no bearing on fertility.

 

[Pappy]

Not really, but if you're well endowed and deposit your sperm close to the cervical orifice, then the little buggers don't have as far to swim....hahahahahahaha

 

[climber]

your biological clock is ticking?!?!?!


yer 23!!!!


jesus...women are having kids into their 40's...

hell my mom was almost 50 when she had my sister!!!


relax....you have time....

jeeeez...you've barely lived life yet...

 

[Dr Rock]

Okay,I hate to run the risk of sounding incredibly stupid but are hung guys more fertile than small or average guys?

short answer: no

long answer: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

also, please don't have kids. there are too many people already. pay attention, cos this goes for all of you. THANKS

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

My friend got pregnant by a big, studly guy with a 4 incher and said to me "I didn't think you could get pregnant from a little dick".

 

[B_RoysToy]

In a word. No. I guess that was 4 words. Dammit now it's 15 words. I better quit typing now. (20)

Keep the gate open, tall one, and let it flow. Some of us can't get enough!

 

[inkubus963]

Taking the question to it's logical extreme, no. If size had any bearing on fertility, over the generations small penises should have been bred out, only leaving large ones. Of course, the only way to prove this is to find a way to measure penis size in ancient history....

 

[royston]

your biological clock is ticking?!?!?!

hell my mom was almost 50 when she had my sister!!!

jeeeez...you've barely lived life yet...

urrrggghhh....

i hope your dad didnt have to watch

that would have been taking one for the team....bet a 50 yr old flange isnt a nice sight

royston x

 

[LazyKing]

Okay,I hate to run the risk of sounding incredibly stupid but are hung guys more fertile than small or average guys? I just turned 23 in March and my biological clock is ticking away,my boyfriend and I are very,very interested in having a baby so I was curious if his endowment could improve his odds

Thank you for the first laugh of the day. You have to be pretty ignorant if you think just because a guy is hung his sperm will work better. Answer is NO. Sperm is Sperm, it all does the same thing.

The only chance that his "endowment" wont [SIZE=-1]inpregant[/SIZE] you is if his "swimmers" aren't doing the 100M race(getting to the egg...or whatever......).

-LazyKing

 

[D_alex8]

Thank you for the first laugh of the day.

1) You to have be pretty ignorant

2) impregant

I'm taking votes on which is funnier: (1) the word order issue; or (2) the spelling faux pas.

 

[jeff black]

I vote....

Lazyking is a dumbass:biggrin1: Welcome officially to the boards buddy. You aren't an official member until Alex corrects your spelling/grammar.:banana:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Alex corrects your spelling/grammar

And all this time I thought I was a member.
(cries)

 

[D_alex8]

And all this time I thought I was a member.
(cries)

Well, stop being so damn perfect and I'll be able to punish you appropriately.

 

[LazyKing]

Hmmm, I don't see any errors.

oh, I'm so so sorry I disgraced you with my spelling errors. PFFT.

I wouldn't ever take the time to correct your spelling errors. Why? cause I could be doing better things, like taking a sip of beer for example.

Oh and jeff. I'm not a dumbass, I just don't give a flying bat shit if I make errors. K..thx.. bye..

 

[D_alex8]

Hmmm, I don't see any errors.

oh, I'm so so sorry I disgraced you with my spelling errors. PFFT.

I wouldn't ever take the time to correct your spelling errors. Why? cause I could be doing better things, like taking a sip of beer for example.

Oh and jeff. I'm not a dumbass, I just don't give a flying bat shit if I make errors. K..thx.. bye..

When you've just called someone stupid, though, your errors become ironic.
Now get back to pretending to drink beer, which seems to keep you entertained.

 

[LazyKing]

When you've just called someone stupid, though, your errors become ironic.
Now get back to pretending to drink beer, which seems to keep you entertained.

Whatever Alex8. I'll see you in hell too.

 

[D_alex8]

Whatever Alex8. I'll see you in hell too.

I'll be the one stoking the furnace just underneath your ass, LK. :smile:

 

[LazyKing]

Yea... OK. I don't quite understand any of what you just said, but oh well.

Are you trying to make a gay comment towards me again? You might want to check my perferences before you make such thoughts in your mind.

FYI, I'd never let you get near me.