Cold cunt condition

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Please forgive the title...

We were just in chat, and cold cocks and cunts were mentioned, in those terms, which prompted me to ask if cunts could even get cold because I've never found myself thinking "Damn, I need to go put some more knickers on.... on cunt is fucking freezing"

Then I was told that surely I should know this, since I have one, and I obviously pointed out that just because I hadn't experienced it, didn't mean no one else had... there could be some weird "cold cunt condition" I'm unaware of.

Anyway, this all led to someone finding it funny, but refusing to start a thread for fear of the replies, so I said I'd start it instead...

So here we are!

Have you ever experienced your pussy being cold?
Does this even happen? (outside of people falling in frozen lakes... I'd guess they'd get cold then!)

Chat demands answers!
 
yes. only while wearing less than fully-intact jean *heaps of holes/tatters* on really cold days. like Minnesota cold days.

is kinda like mainlining a gallon of espresso on a wake ya up scale :eek:
 
Yes, but only during a particularly extra wet undies day when it was "blow through your clothes" windy and cold.
 
Yes, externally! Unless you stuck an ice cube up there, I don't see how it would end up feeling cold! :tongue:

wet cotton panties + wind = Brrr!

I have gotten a sudden breeze while doing yoga or other kind of stretching before, a quick unpleasant intake of cold air, but it doesn't stay cold for long. :redface:
 
This has made me imagine female shrinkage. I'm not sure how that would work, but it would probably look like the lady-bits of a Barbie doll, or something. (I'm not that kind of pervert - honestly. :tongue:)
 
Ha ha yes but it was winter and I was sitting on a metal rail, don't ask, that and my inner upper thighs were freezing. Outside of that though, no.
 
I was told of this chat session you speak of. Haha and I didn't tell him this, so I will put it here. Cold cunt condition happened to me last winter during a long drawn out day of self pleasuring. Took a break for a PBnJ sammich. When I went back to continue my play, low and behold I was cold in my lady region. The juices that were left behind were cold and my labia were even more cold! Strange rubbing session after that. Lips felt hard when they were cold and wet. So yeah, I've experienced cold cunt condition. :biggrin: Do tell him he was a cold chicken with cold nuts for not starting this thread :tongue:
 
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Skirt no pants + cold windy Irish day = cold labia majora, yes.

Yes, externally! Unless you stuck an ice cube up there, I don't see how it would end up feeling cold! :tongue:

I love ice cubes and cold glass toys. I even like a cold speculum.

I discovered quite recently, when doc ran the sterile speculum under the hot tap because he thought it'd be too cold for me (because liking cold things up my chuff is not something I have shared with my GP) that I could also enjoy hot things (within reason) up there. (btw, I tried very hard not to enjoy that, but experimented when I got home, in case anyone thinks I'm a total perv... what? whaddya mean 'too late'?? :eek:)

Ha ha yes but it was winter and I was sitting on a metal rail, don't ask, that and my inner upper thighs were freezing. Outside of that though, no.

Yes - that too. Again - enjoyable. :redface:
 
internally.... likes Ms. Manly only if i introduce something chilled to my hootywhatsit.

i suspect Jenny has a space heater.
wonder if my vagina is fire hazard :eek:
 
Can't say I have ever encountered the condition, but it would seem that the logical treatment for this syndrome would be the repeated insertion and withdrawal of warm objects.
 
Well.. yes, but only when I'm being kinda dump and wearing not-weather-appropriate clothing. Like a skirt that's so short my ass is barely covered when it's November... even though I make sure to wear boy-short type undies with a skirt that short, a lil bit of cotton doesn't do much to keep my lady-bits warm.
 
Well there was this one time water skiing....accidental douche with cold lake water. Learned to clench after that.
 
Please forgive the title...

We were just in chat, and cold cocks and cunts were mentioned, in those terms, which prompted me to ask if cunts could even get cold because I've never found myself thinking "Damn, I need to go put some more knickers on.... on cunt is fucking freezing"

Then I was told that surely I should know this, since I have one, and I obviously pointed out that just because I hadn't experienced it, didn't mean no one else had... there could be some weird "cold cunt condition" I'm unaware of.

Anyway, this all led to someone finding it funny, but refusing to start a thread for fear of the replies, so I said I'd start it instead...

So here we are!

Have you ever experienced your pussy being cold?
Does this even happen? (outside of people falling in frozen lakes... I'd guess they'd get cold then!)

Chat demands answers!

Shove a thermometer up your ass......that should be close enough:wink:.